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Funny story:  Paranoia Epidemic: This Concerns You

Paranoia Epidemic: This Concerns You

Brain scientists estimate that 25 percent of the US population suffer from paranoia. The condition has become widespread due to various causal factors that include mind altering drugs, tracking cookies on computers and even films like The Truman Show...
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Funny story:  U.S. Epidemic of Restaurants Living Up To Their Name

U.S. Epidemic of Restaurants Living Up To Their Name

People all over the country are exercising caution before selecting a destination for an evenings dinner after a man's heart attack at The Heart Attack Grill starts a pandemic of restaurants living up to their names. Reports from all over the countr...
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Funny story:  Boredom is Communicable according to a new Study

Boredom is Communicable according to a new Study

The boredom epidemic that has been sweeping South Wales has reached Cumbria. "Obviously, the epidemic has made significant progress in a very short time," said Doctor Fantastico, who has been tasked with finding the cause of the epidemic and stopp...
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Funny story:  Agoraphobia Set To Become An Epidemic

Agoraphobia Set To Become An Epidemic

Experts predict that by the year 2099, eighty percent of the UK's population will suffer from agoraphobia. By then most shopping will be done on line and with unemployment forecast at 90 percent, people will have no reason to leave the house, resu...
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Funny story:  German illness epidemic spreads across Europe

German illness epidemic spreads across Europe

The vomiting, diarrhoea and (in rare cases) death epidemic that spread rapidly across Germany has been seen in countries as far away as Austria and France, with unconfirmed reports coming out of Belgium and Holland. Scientists are still baffled as...
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Funny story:  Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

Secondary School Biology Experiment Leads to New Pathogen

COVENTRY, W. MIDS., ENG. - A local secondary school has caused the entire Coventry city area to be put on lockdown after a new mutation has caused a harmless bacteria to morph into a pathogen. The pathogen classified as X/11-G, after the room (X)...
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Funny story:  WHO Warns of Possible Asian Gerbil Flu Epidemic

WHO Warns of Possible Asian Gerbil Flu Epidemic

The World Health Organization (WHO)has issued warnings to every major country's health departments regarding the spread of the deadly Asian gerbil flu. Two cases of the flu have already been confirmed, one just outside of Phuket, Thailand and one jus...
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Funny story:  Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

Millions go down with flu. Shopkeeper arrested

With millions of people in the UK falling ill with flu or stomach bugs, a Birmingham corner shopkeeper whose grandfather came from Pakistan has been arrested and charged with releasing germs into the atmosphere in the name of Allah. Zaffar Ali Kha...
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Funny story:  Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness. 'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...
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Funny story:  Swine Flu to Infect 9 Billion

Swine Flu to Infect 9 Billion

Washington, DC - Epidemiologists working for the CDC have predicted that over 9 billion people will be infected this year alone by the H1N1 virus. Using computer models and sophisticated prediction methods, researchers have concluded that the number...
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Funny story:  On the verge of epidemic

On the verge of epidemic

Warm, moist environments have forever attracted fungal growth, and modern households often provide the perfect environments for a variety of unwanted flora. Many fungal infections that afflict humans are prevented by good bacteria that naturally l...
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Funny story:  Great Tylenol Epidemic Of 1982

Great Tylenol Epidemic Of 1982

Federal agents taking a second look at the murders of seven people who swallowed tainted Tylenol capsules in 1982 have searched the home of a one-time leading suspect in the still-unsolved case. "I was reading back through the files", stated Lt. D...
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Funny story:  South East Election Epidemic

South East Election Epidemic

In a leaked memo it has been revealed how the Labour Party intend to win the next election. The South East of England is currently a Tory stronghold, and could well sway the outcome of the next general election in the Conservative Party's favour.
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Funny story:  'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

'Stone Disease' could become pandemic

The first cases of a disease which causes people to turn to stone have been confirmed in Berkshire. Hospital staff have so far refused to comment on how the four victims may have contracted the disease, but it is believed to be caused by a mutated fo...
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Funny story:  U.S. Seized By NUTS

U.S. Seized By NUTS

Close on the heels of the worldwide SARS scare, and with the country battling a burgeoning influenza epidemic, the U.S. Center for Disease Control has released the results of its investigation of a mysterious ailment appearing in many states.
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