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Funny story: Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

A Fox & Friends segment on Monday warned women looking to succeed in business "not to raise their voices" and not to talk too much. Fox News host Steve Doocy introduced Sylvia Ann Hewlett, author of "Executive Presence." She suggested that w...
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Funny story: Hollywood Announces Hiring Ban!

Hollywood Announces Hiring Ban!

Hollywood Mayor announced today that Hollywood movie makers and all those who work for them have job security but that they are hired up for the next five years. "The good news is that the stars we have and the production staffers, writers are ple...
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Funny story: Mid-Management Recruitment

Mid-Management Recruitment

Jamie Paxon walked into the convenience store as he had done many times before. Same old, same old. . .Right up to the coolers. . .Grab a twelve pack. . .Hand the sales girl the money. . .Get the change. . . Out the door and down the street . . . To where, who knows. Except this time, near the coolers stood a winged dark creature, obviously supernatural and of the -nth power, beautiful in nefa...
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Funny story: Time for a National Conversation

Time for a National Conversation

My fellow Americans, today we face another round of criticism from our adversaries. They have accused our administration of being "feckless" in the face of the 21st Century and its many challenges. Rather than go on the defensive and merely answer to a strict definition of the term, we will respond positively and comprehensively, just as we did when we overcame last year's charges that we we...
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Funny story: Working at Home Saves Firms Money

Working at Home Saves Firms Money

More companies are encouraging employees to work at home because of the incredible cost savings. Even Yahoo is rethinking their 2013 demand for employees to work in the offices. This change has come about after companies began reviewing the costs...
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Funny story: Unemployment falls to 3.7%, but three more Americans are back at work

Unemployment falls to 3.7%, but three more Americans are back at work

U.S. employers added just three new jobs to the economy in December, falling far short of expectations, Labor Department spokesperson, T. Eatsucher, reported Friday. It was the fewest number of new workers in almost three years, but Obama administ...
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Funny story: Ted Cruz, Wealthy Oppose Min. Wage Hike

Ted Cruz, Wealthy Oppose Min. Wage Hike

The current federal minimum wage in the U.S. is $7.25 an hour, full time pay less than $15,000 a year, way below the poverty level. Current proposals before congress would raise the floor to $10.10 an hour. This would leave a full-time employee still far below the poverty line but would be helpful. There is now widespread public support to raise the minimum wage. That is largely attribute...
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Funny story: America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

America, Love It or Leave It says Milton Freeman

New York - The jobless rate in the U.S. has dipped to a five year low on steady gains. Employers hired at least 200,000 workers in the last four months. President Obama, upon hearing the news, said he was "ecstatic" and that the economy was "stup...
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Funny story: If you're in the box, stop thinking outside it--interviewing tips for job seekers

If you're in the box, stop thinking outside it--interviewing tips for job seekers

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week which suggests that beliefs about interview etiquette may amount to nothing more than wives' tales. How long has it been cool to say, "I think outside the box"? Well, according to Dwi...
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Funny story: Job Hunters Asked to Respect Private Property

Job Hunters Asked to Respect Private Property

With job season just around the corner, the Labor Department is once again reminding job hunters to respect the rights of private property owners in their pursuit of the perfect job. "In the past we have had incidents where job hunters have gone o...
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Funny story: Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Porn Star Says Job Makes Her Feel Nuts

Nuts HOLLYWOOD, CA - Pamela Partypocket is the moniker she goes by in the porn biz. She's been in the business for just over two years. In a recent interview she revealed that the career is starting to get to her mentally and emotionally. "I fee...
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Funny story: HR admits to playing games with resumes

HR admits to playing games with resumes

After years of struggling to find a job, seekers are now learning that the entire process is a game played by Human Resource managers throughout the country. "Employees have played 'Biz Lingo Bingo' for years. This is just our version." explains R...
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Funny story: Employees at Yemen Government Tourism Agency Nervous About Sudden Layoff Rumors

Employees at Yemen Government Tourism Agency Nervous About Sudden Layoff Rumors

Workers at the Sana'a office of the Yemen Government Tourism Agency were surprised today by rampant rumors of layoffs. "Nothing has prepared us for this sudden change of plans," explained Hasna from behind the reception desk. "We had just start...
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Funny story: New Employee At Assisted Living Facility Uncomfortable With Sexually Charged Atmosphere

New Employee At Assisted Living Facility Uncomfortable With Sexually Charged Atmosphere

Gus Adams, recently hired at the new Assisted Living facility in Arlen, TX, has expressed concern that the job may not suit him. Adams, who works the night shift as a security officer, says that he is forced to listen to loud sexual encounters amo...
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Funny story: The Retail Test

The Retail Test

To get a little extra cash, I decided to take on a sales job at night - right after my usual nine to five gig. I wanted to buy this girl a ring with a jewel in it. To be quite honest, I wanted to steal a nice ring with a jewel in it. I figured the best way to do this would be to get a jeweler's sales job. So I applied at several stores and after a month passed, Swearingen & Acme Jewelry Re...
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Funny story: Workers complain that the unemployed are getting too physically fit

Workers complain that the unemployed are getting too physically fit

"I'm working 70 hours a week and have no time to work out, yet my worthless, unemployed neighbor looks like Mr. Universe. It's not fair," grumbled 36-year-old electrical engineer Angus Pasternak. "Ever since he was laid off, he does nothing but jog...
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Funny story: Moonlight Becomes You!

Moonlight Becomes You!

According to the Mail On Sunday, that well known newspaper and emergency asswipe sheet, more than 23,000 Police staff are moonlighting in second jobs! This amounts to more than one in 10 officers in England and Wales now taking on extra work, incl...
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Funny story: Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise

Olivia Black fired by 'Pawn Stars' shop causes surprise

People in the public were surprised to hear that Olivia Black was fired by a pawn shop after racy photos of her surfaced online. 'Pawn Stars' shop runs a reality television show on the History Channel. Olivia Black's employment record for '...
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