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Employee Caught Sitting on Standing Desk

Funny story: Employee Caught Sitting on Standing Desk

Hackensack, NJ - An office employee was immediately terminated for sitting on his standing desk. His employer requires any employee who demands a standing desk to stand at all times. "You can either sit or stand, but not both," reported the emplo...

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USA Workers Declare Next Friday ME-FIRST DAY!

Funny story: USA Workers Declare Next Friday ME-FIRST DAY!

They got the idea for this when they recently saw an airliner get passengers off a plane to make room for airline employees who needed transport to a work destination. "Yes," one employee shouted, continuing, "Up with employees, down with the cus...

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All-Saints Employees Causing Relationship Issues

Funny story: All-Saints Employees Causing Relationship Issues

New research has revealed the biggest reason for couples arguing during shopping are the over-flirtatious employees of All-Saints. Up until recently it was the total time spent shopping, impulse purchases, or the total amount spent that would mos...

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Local Woman Arrested After Asking Men to Strip in Front of Her!

Funny story: Local Woman Arrested After Asking Men to Strip in Front of Her!

The police in Salt Lake City have arrested a beautiful lady that has been a bank teller there for several years. She was charged with asking several local men to strip in front of her and some of the men were married and some not. "It was very...

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Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

Funny story: Colleges Oppose Unions For Football Players

The decision by the National Labor Relations Board to grant college players at Northwestern the right to form unions has brought a swift response from a newly organized group of college football powerhouse coaches. The organization, called "Coache...

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Google Buys United States, Solves Unemployment Problem

Funny story: Google Buys United States, Solves Unemployment Problem

PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA - Flush with cash, the technology giant has been looking around for places to park its enormous amount of money. Last week Google (Inc.) purchased the app-Whatsupp for an estimated 17 billion dollars. This week evidently the who...

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Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

Funny story: Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices. "Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that the...

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Taco Bell adds new "secret ingredient" to its fast food fare

TACO BELL, USA - Thanks to Facebook and Twitter, we may never want to order another taco again. In a "disgusting photo," a Taco Bell employee is shown adding a "secret ingredient" to the fast-food franchise's menu by licking a large stack of taco she...

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California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

Funny story: California Taco Licker Fired Real 'Pronto'

RIDGECREST, California - A spokesperson for Taco Bell wants all of its patrons to know that the infamous Taco Licker, who licked 30 taco shells, has been fired and customers can once again feel comfortable and enjoy their tacos knowing that they have...

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The Texas Nude Maid Service Is Booming!

Funny story: The Texas Nude Maid Service Is Booming!

LUBBOCK - The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company of Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just announced that The Texas Nude Maid Service, (formerly known as The Woman's Touch Maid Service) which is headquartered in Lubbock, Texas has become one of the fastest...

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Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered. City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...

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