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Funny story: Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

Woman Has Three-Hour Orgasm, Rushed to Hospital

For one woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven, then through a lot of pain and after three hours, to the hospital emergency room in Seattle. The lady had just had sex with her partner, but well after he climbed off, Liz was hitting new p...
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Funny story: Emergency service sirens set to change

Emergency service sirens set to change

Ambulances, fire engines and police cars are set for the biggest change to their sirens since the invention of the loud speaker, as all emergency vehicles will now be retrofitted to allow them to download new sirens. "Basically," said Emma Gantsy,...
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Funny story: Dorking woman calls mountain rescue after a handbag explosion

Dorking woman calls mountain rescue after a handbag explosion

Mum of four, Matilda Entwistle, from Station Road in Dorking*, had to be rescued by three fire engines, fourteen police officers and the entire mountain rescue team from Snowdon, flown in especially on a coastguard Sea King helicopter (pictured).
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Funny story: Emergency service man offers tyre exchange service for nothing; You get his bald ones he gets your good ones!

Emergency service man offers tyre exchange service for nothing; You get his bald ones he gets your good ones!

Emergency help man and person you need in an emergency, The Michelin Man (name changed for legal reasons) has set up his own business in the UK, exchanging tyres when you're not looking and he does it all for nothing. All an innocent UK motorist h...
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Funny story: Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Porsche Demands U.S. Emergency Call Number be Changed

Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else". Porsche automotiv...
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Funny story: Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach

Dozens of loan sharks stranded on beach

Dover was closed yesterday as emergency services tried to rescue nearly 40 huge loan sharks left stranded on the beach after massive downfalls in the U.K. economy. Many of them had been over-whelmed with high-interest credit and were unable to cop...
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