Zara Beresford was rescued from her home last night by paramedics that were called to the scene with reports that she literally couldn't even.
She was taking pictures of her dinner when she suddenly realised that the left and right sides of her br...
For one woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven, then through a lot of pain and after three hours, to the hospital emergency room in Seattle.
The lady had just had sex with her partner, but well after he climbed off, Liz was hitting new p...
Ambulances, fire engines and police cars are set for the biggest change to their sirens since the invention of the loud speaker, as all emergency vehicles will now be retrofitted to allow them to download new sirens.
"Basically," said Emma Gantsy,...
Mum of four, Matilda Entwistle, from Station Road in Dorking*, had to be rescued by three fire engines, fourteen police officers and the entire mountain rescue team from Snowdon, flown in especially on a coastguard Sea King helicopter (pictured).
Emergency help man and person you need in an emergency, The Michelin Man (name changed for legal reasons) has set up his own business in the UK, exchanging tyres when you're not looking and he does it all for nothing.
All an innocent UK motorist h...
Privately miffed for decades over the common misuse of their U.S. based corporate switchboard and dealer network phone lines, Porsche has asked the federal government to change the "911" emergency call number to "something else".
Dover was closed yesterday as emergency services tried to rescue nearly 40 huge loan sharks left stranded on the beach after massive downfalls in the U.K. economy.
Many of them had been over-whelmed with high-interest credit and were unable to cop...
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