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Yahoo Mail to be blown up by demolition experts

Funny story: Yahoo Mail to be blown up by demolition experts

Troubled email provider, Yahoo, is to have all its accounts destroyed in a controlled explosion later on today. It is understood that 5 tonnes of plastic explosive will be used in the operation, which will hopefully clear a space on the internet f...

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Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

Funny story: Donald Trump Jr. Exposed as Alien Clone of The President After Email Dump

After Mini Donald released emails implicating himself in the secret back channel pipeline of gravy from a certain fast food chain to Chris Christie's Govorner's mansion, White House aides have started a whisper campaign saying that Donald Jr. is not...

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"Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Funny story: "Out of Office Assistant" Turns on its Employee

Fort Lee, NJ - Kevin Santorelli had no idea he would be fired until the day he returned to work after being on family medical leave. While taking care of his mother, and attending church each day, he turned on his "out of office assistant" email fea...

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US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

Funny story: US Post Office to Start Charging for Email

Washington, DC - The US Post Office will begin to charge for electronic mail. The Post Office has suffered from declining revenue over many years due to the increased use of emails and texts. According to the US Postmaster, "Something has to give."...

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House Republicans Shocked to Learn 18th Time's Isn't A Charm

"I could've sworn this influx of duplicate emails we've already seen before would present us with some new information." After completing his review of the recently discovered email collection, FBI Director James Comey has stated that no addition...

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FBI Reopens Investigation Into Clinton Smoke Signal Server

Last week FBI Director James Comey announced that the ongoing investigation into Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton's private messaging database would continue due to new evidence being presented. "Recent investigations have found a startling...

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Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

Funny story: Clinton Supporters Don't Trust Her With Their Email Addresses

While Clinton supporters say they would trust her with the nations nuclear codes, most of her campaign contributors do not trust her with their email addresses. A source in the Clinton machine tells us the campaign has a fraction of the email addr...

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Hillary exonerated by Gucifer and paralegal II CDC # J123675 for email crimes.

Funny story: Hillary exonerated by Gucifer and paralegal II CDC # J123675 for email crimes.

Many supporters deny, blame others or just ignore the facts that 2016 presidential candidate queen hillary violated at least four federal statutes by using an email server in a grandmother's closet, just below her leopard skin girdle, while filling t...

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New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

Funny story: New Survey Reveals Most Republicans are Jealous Because Hillary Knows How to Use E-Mail

Washington, DCIn a survey taken by a local newspaper, it was found that most Republicans do not use e-mail because they don't know how. In fact, 23% of Republicans were found to believe that e-mail is evil and a tool of the devil. The reporter fir...

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Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

Funny story: Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...

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Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Funny story: Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois

Washington DC - The White House says most of President Obama's private emails to Hillary Clinton were returned unopened because the former US Secretary of Snakes couldn't handle Jamaican Patois. The Creole-related Caribbean tongue-encrypted presi...

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GOP Senators Don't Use the Internet

Funny story: GOP Senators Don't Use the Internet

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, who sits on a subcommittee for Privacy, Technology and Law, stated during a recent interview that he doesn't use the Internet. The question came up when he was asked about the recent controversy surrounding H...

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Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

Funny story: Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

WELLESLEY, MA - The school where Hillary Clinton started her college career has bestowed an honor on the former First Lady by naming their new communications program after her. The Hillary Clinton School for Evasive Communications will open for b...

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Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Funny story: Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed

Washington, DC -- Unannounced presidential candidate Hillary Clinton had more than a few good reasons for operating her own email server while she served as Secretary of State. Unfortunately, they were all on that server, which has malfunctioned and...

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The Good Old Days - An email from 1914

Fw: Fwd: THE YEAR IS 1914 People Leon and Ramona Frankamp Today at 9:53 AM To Undisclosed-Recipient@ From: Preston > Subject: FW: THE YEAR IS 1914 > > > > > > > > > THE YEAR IS 1914 > >...

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CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

Atlanta - CNN president, Jeff Zucker, has leaked information that shows the network is aware of what happened to two years of missing emails between embattled IRS operative, Lois Lerner, and various people in government, including the White House...

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Spammer's Heaven…

Funny story: Spammer's Heaven…

Spammer's Heaven… …where everyone believes poorly written lies and language syntax and spelling aren't important …where credit card numbers fall from the sky …where everyone's email and twitter passwords are 12345 …where nobody can say no to black market cialis …where captchas have been banished to spammer's hell …where everyone always forgets that they didn't enter foreign lotte...

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Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Received An Email With Suspicious White Powder

WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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