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Funny story: Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

Bloomberg Picking a Puppet For Mayor

New York - With less than a year left on his tainted third term, Mayor Michael Bloomberg is personally selecting a successor -- auditioning puppet candidates for the mayoral elections that will be held this fall. The lineup of possibilities is fai...
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Funny story: Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

Elmo Releases Statement on Sex Allegations

The latest Sesame Street rumor is that Elmo, the immensely popular red puppet, will retire after allegations of at least two sexual relationships with underage boys. Elmo has agreed to release a rare public statement to The Spoof. His defense of...
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Funny story: Ann Romney Reveals Her Husband Mitt Is Depressed

Ann Romney Reveals Her Husband Mitt Is Depressed

BOSTON - Ann Romney, wife of Mitt Romney, was in the city known by chefs throughout America as Bean Town. She had come to Boston on a winter shoe buying spree. Mrs Romney was asked by Asburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue how her h...
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Funny story: Elmo is pushed out of the closet

Elmo is pushed out of the closet

Elmo, the former Sesame Street heartthrob, reveals that he is gay in an exclusive interview with Gay Fard Magazine. He decided to speak about his condition after it was discovered he had recently undergone hemorrhoid surgery and was seen kissing...
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Funny story: Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...
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Funny story: Elmo Stabs Music Store Customer After He Played 'Stairway To Heaven' Eleven Times In A Row on a Cheap Acoustic Guitar.

Elmo Stabs Music Store Customer After He Played 'Stairway To Heaven' Eleven Times In A Row on a Cheap Acoustic Guitar.

Don't f--k with Elmo. He's not just the bisexual, drug abusing Communist-sympathizing Neo-Nazi feared and reviled by children and their grown parents who watch "Sesame Street" instead of good kids' programming -- like anything on Nick, Jr. except th...
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Funny story: Elmo Caught Upskirting Katy Perry on Sesame Street

Elmo Caught Upskirting Katy Perry on Sesame Street

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Katy Perry will not be appearing in the Season Premiere of PBS's Sesame Street. The video was pulled after parents complained of too much cleavage being shown by Ms. Perry. After pulling the segment, it was discovered that Elmo had...
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Funny story: R&B Chris Brown Re-Arrested in Tussle with Sesame Street's Elmo

R&B Chris Brown Re-Arrested in Tussle with Sesame Street's Elmo

Once so squeaky clean, that he did the old soft shoe with Sesame Street star Elmo, Chris Brown is just about drowning in a date violence quagmire of his own making. Brown has been arrested for beating up his girlfriend and once singing partner Ri...
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Funny story: Elmo Announces Presidental Candidacy

Elmo Announces Presidental Candidacy

As a shocking move on May 4th, 2007, a new presidential candidate stepped forward into the spotlight and was immediately a fan favorite. That candidate was none other than the tiny fluffy red guy from Sesame Street, Elmo.
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Funny story: Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

Fisher Price and Mattel Unleash Kiddie Bongs, Barbie Bandits

A video was released to news stations on Sunday morning showing 2 teenagers teaching their toddler brothers and sisters to smoke marijuana. Fisher-Price and Mattel used their quick trigger fingers to react to the market.
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