Washington - The former Bedazzled! and Austin Powers movie actress swears blind it was just emergency First Aid mouth to mouth resuscitation gone wrong after her tongue got caught in the president's zip.
"All that turbulence on Air Force One made...
Hollywood - Elizabeth Hurley is one of those rare stars for whom a divorce will only serve to help boost her stagnant career.
Elizabeth Hurley said through her rep:
"It just goes to show that my career is in the dumps because the media wasn't e...
LONDON - English actress Elizabeth Hurley was visiting her hair stylist, Dimples Yuckington, who was recovering from a badly bruised ego at Our Lady of The English Muffins Hospital.
She was asked if the rumors of her and the Aussie cricketer were...
LONDON - Public Relations Guru Matthew Freud, no relation to the Lloyd Freud family of West Wickham, took the old Ukrainian phrase 'Let them eat chocolate cake' quite literally.
The two British chaps were at London's Annabel's Nightclub celebratin...
In an embarrassing administrative blunder, the exclusive image rights for Elizabeth Hurley's wedding to Arun Nayar have been secured by down-market hardcore jazz mag Asian Babes.
Amateur actress and marriage-wrecker Elizabeth Hurley and love-cheat Count Arun von Nayar have tied the knot for the second time in a fortnight.
London - (Dissassociated Press): Police investigating the loans for peerages fiasco say they have uncovered 1970s IRA intelligence files showing Lord Levy and Camilla Barker Proles are the birth parents of desperately wannabe somebody self-publicist...
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