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Lady Gaga, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Clapton papped emerging dewy-faced from Manhattan bird poop facial salon

Funny story: Lady Gaga, Eliot Spitzer, Eric Clapton papped emerging dewy-faced from Manhattan bird poop facial salon

New York - There's no better endorsement than a celeb A-Lister's flashing smile bringing 5th Avenue traffic to a halt after one of Madam Butterfly's invigorating, $1,000-a-pop bird poop facials. This afternoon no less than three famous faces were...

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MSNBC's Chris Mathews And Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer To Moderate Next Two Presidential Debates

Funny story: MSNBC's Chris Mathews And Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer To Moderate Next Two Presidential Debates

Hearing the news that MSNBC's Chris Mathews and Current-TV's Elliot Spitzer would moderate the next two presidential debates, Mitt Romney keeled over in faint. Revived with a dose of smelling salts, he announced that he just had a bad dream. Rinse...

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Marv Albert To Weiner: You Should Have At Least Worn Panties

Funny story: Marv Albert To Weiner: You Should Have At Least Worn Panties

Before the arrest of Marv Albert in 1997, he was at the top of his professional career, working for NBC doing NBA and NFL broadcasts. The end for Albert came when he picked up the morning paper and saw his name attached to the following words; panti...

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CNN Dumps Kathleen Parker - Keeps Elliot Spitzer and Wants To Hire Heidi Montag To Replace Parker

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that most political talk show connoisseurs did not see coming, CNN has fired the co-host of their highly touted Parker-Spitzer Talk Show Kathleen Parker. A spokesperson for CNN stated that the CNN higher ups (aka the 'Sui...

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Eliot Spitzer Show on CNN: "Client 9" at 8, 7 Central

Funny story: Eliot Spitzer Show on CNN: "Client 9" at 8, 7 Central

Disgraced former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer, the man who crusaded to put away lawbreakers until we all learned that he paid women to fellate him, will have his own prime time show at the top of CNN's nightly lineup. "The Love Gov Show" is exp...

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Eliot Spitzer Back As Governor Of New York

Funny story: Eliot Spitzer Back As Governor Of New York

Following a two year sabbatical, former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer plans to resume office as the renewed and legally elected Governor of New York. Judging from Governor Sanford's successful grip on the South Carolina governor's mansion, (even...

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'Tiger outed in FBI vice sting' says ex-NY Gov Eliot Spitzer's caddie

Funny story: 'Tiger outed in FBI vice sting' says ex-NY Gov Eliot Spitzer's caddie

New York - (Crooked Ass): Eliot Spitzer's former golf caddie reckons Tiger Woods was caught in an FBI vice sting just like the ex-New York Governor. "Someone with balls? Feds musta planted a tracking device in one of his drivers," Ron Birdie expl...

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Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...

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Manhattan madam snitches on Elliot Spitzer's 'S&M waterboarding' shenanigans

Funny story: Manhattan madam snitches on Elliot Spitzer's 'S&M waterboarding' shenanigans

New York - (Sordid Ass Mess): A pathetic, sad-assed rough-end of the market shagger 'addicted to Anal (sic) Nitrate' and his own twist on S&M waterboarding. That's Manhattan madam Kristin Davis' insight into top former client Elliot Spitzer,...

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NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope was the downfall of NY Governor

Funny story: NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope was the downfall of NY Governor

New York - (Lurid Ass mess): Ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's sordid downfall may have been due to the eponymous NASA satellite that spied on his Holy Roman Emperor VIP Club shenanigans according to NYPD sources. Officially the Spitzer Space T...

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San Francisco Ponders New Proposal to Legalize Prostitution!

Funny story: San Francisco Ponders New Proposal to Legalize Prostitution!

San Francisco, Ca /Rolling Stone - This liberal bastion of "anything goes" mentality is now proposing "Proposition K" , a measure that will make it illegal for law enforcement to investigate, arrest or prosecute anyone involved in the prostitution pr...

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Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

Funny story: Prostitution Rates Fall with Economy! Spitzer Takes Write-off for "Declining ASSETS!"

NY/NY The Working Girl Times - Former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer made financial news this week as he attempted to amend his 2007 tax returns and now take a "loss" on "entertainment and medical expenses!" The former "Client #9", caught in a prostit...

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Clinton Addresses Spitzer Scandal

Funny story: Clinton Addresses Spitzer Scandal

Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol. "I've never paid fo...

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Eliot Spitzer stays schtum as DC Madam found dead

Funny story: Eliot Spitzer stays schtum as DC Madam found dead

New York - (Ass Mess): Disgraced former brothel enthusiast and ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has blanked reporters following the news of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's sudden death.

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Eliot Spitzer hooker agency nets Brazilian footballer Ronaldo

Funny story: Eliot Spitzer hooker agency nets Brazilian footballer Ronaldo

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): NYPD investigators are cock-a-hoop after a sting op in the Eliot Spitzer hooker agency probe netted Brazilian footballer and AC/DC Milan star striker Ronaldo.

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Tory non-dom sperm donor lord urges Max Mosley into rehab stint

Funny story: Tory non-dom sperm donor lord urges Max Mosley into rehab stint

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): A top Tory Party sperm donor has urged fellow S&M orgy enthusiast Max Mosley to give himself up and join him at a rehab specialising in sex addiction purges.

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Spitzer's personal fitness trainer is Max Mosley Nazi S&M orgy madam

Funny story: Spitzer's personal fitness trainer is Max Mosley Nazi S&M orgy madam

New York - (Lurid Ass Mess): Detectives investigating ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VSOP hooker agency have found a link to the UK Nazi S&M orgy aficionado Max Mosely.

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Former Governor Spitzer to head CDC's Sexually Transmitted Disease Unit

Funny story: Former Governor Spitzer to head CDC's Sexually Transmitted Disease Unit

It was announced today by CDC head, Dr. Julie Gerberding that Eliot Spitzer, disgraced former Governor of New York, will be the new director of CDC's Department of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. "He's the best man for the job," exc...

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