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Funny story: Elevated revelations - a tale of ups and downs

Elevated revelations - a tale of ups and downs

I was stuck in an elevator with two women. From nowhere an odious smell crept up my hooter. One of the women, a middle aged type with horned rimmed glasses looked at me with disgust. Not wanting to cause a fuss I kept my mouth shut and carried on looking at the ceiling hoping the smell would dissipate and the Engineer would rescue me from this mechanical prison cell. However, the smell became...
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Funny story: House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

House of Commons Lift Attendant Wanted

The House of Commons require a lift attendant and have advertised the position in newspapers and all local job centres. Incredibly in the current job market where hundreds of people are applying for the same job,there have been very few enquiries...
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Funny story: FDR Crippled by Elevator not Polio

FDR Crippled by Elevator not Polio

Elevators are a modern convenience. The hassle of using our legs has been replaced by a system of pulleys and cables. It's never been so easy to go up or down. Gone are the days when stairs were the only way to ascend and descend. Indeed, many of us use elevators in our daily lives. We rely on them at work, school and at play. The elevator allows our tired bodies an extra minute in the morning. Th...
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Funny story: Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award

Swiss elevator and escalator group mistakenly receives film award

At a glittering film award presentation ceremony held in Geneva last night, one of the world's largest manufacturers of escalators, walkways and lifts received a European Oscar before anyone realised it was in error.
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Funny story: Lift breaking

Lift breaking

There was confusion today,when Geri 'Ginger Spice' Halliwell was trapped in a lift for an hour with a number of other people.
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Funny story: Woman Trapped in Elevator with Worlds most Boring Man and Worlds most Smelly Bastard

Woman Trapped in Elevator with Worlds most Boring Man and Worlds most Smelly Bastard

Chicago woman, Olivia Fischer, has survived the worst nite of her life after becoming trapped in an elevator with, not one, but two world record holders.
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Funny story: Google Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon

Google Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, Google announced that they have succeeded in creating an elevator to the moon.
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Funny story: I.ET McCrone says:"What a Box of Bandaids!"

I.ET McCrone says:"What a Box of Bandaids!"

ET McCrone, recently announced candidate for PrezMinister and lift/elevator operator did his own commentary on the State of the Union:"...
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Funny story: Woman Trapped in Bathroom Endures 14 Hours of Piped-In Music

Woman Trapped in Bathroom Endures 14 Hours of Piped-In Music

Ladue, MO--A woman who was stuck in a Schnuck's supermarket bathroom for 14 hours without her cell phone and forced to listen to an endless loop of "elevator" and New Age music, while she repeatedly yelled for help to no avail, has file...
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Funny story: CBS Publishes Yet Another Bogus Document

CBS Publishes Yet Another Bogus Document

NEW YORK -- For CBS News president Andrew Heyward, the past few hours have been all too familiar. No sooner had he walked off the elevator after his lunch, he was bombarded by a group of junior executives informing him of the organization publishing...
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