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Funny story: Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks

Elephant Saunters into NY Starbucks

What for, you ask? To buy his morning coffee, of course. On a break from a nearby zoo, the elephant munched peanuts and chatted with startled customers as he waited for his order, two dozen Skinny Mochas. He said he was watching his weight; s...
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Funny story: 17 States Ban Black Friday

17 States Ban Black Friday

CHICAGO - The Committee Overseeing Shoppers Actions, known as COSA, has just issued a press release which will pertain to Black Friday, starting in 2013. Anastasia "Salsa" Lightmiggle 42, national director of COSA, stated that due to the ever-grow...
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Funny story: The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

The Astounding African Bomb Elephant

TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The African countries of Lower Zamgola and Buffaranda have been waring against each other since September of 2002. Geographic experts state that the friction between the two neighboring countries first started after a...
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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

Elvis Presley's Death 35 Years Ago Noted by Purring Elephants

If you thought that cats are the only animals that purr, think again. Researchers have recently reported that elephants purr too. See "The Mystery of the Purring Elephant" by Veronique Greenwood in TIME.com (August 3, 2012). A Spoof reporter who...
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Funny story: Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

Myanmar Embraces Facebook As Electronic Medical Record

(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...
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Funny story: Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Plugs Rampaging Bull Elephant With Pellet Gun In Southampton

Zimbabwean Big Game Hunter Plugs Rampaging Bull Elephant With Pellet Gun In Southampton

The last of the Zimbabwean big game hunters, Clayton LeMoors, one time sausage vendor based in Portsmouth but living in Southampton was called in today by Hampshire Constabulary to deal with a rampaging bull elephant situation, in Above Bar, Southamp...
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Funny story: FBI probes an anonymous elephant

FBI probes an anonymous elephant

Washington D.C. (Rooterz) - The FBI has decided to probe an anonymous elephant after it swallowed President Obama's cell phone while he was on a four day tour of the National Zoo in Washington, DC. "This is a matter of national security." says an...
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Funny story: Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Republicans Change Symbol from Elephant to Really Old Bigot

Washington D.C. - In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party's desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by a...
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Funny story: Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

As Britain attempts to come to grips with a catastrophic cabbage crop, one smallholder from Hereford has reported that his single acre of land is yielding a record cabbage harvest, which he puts down to the mysterious appearance of an African bull el...
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Funny story: Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man

Arnie Becomes The Elephant Man

Actor and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has been speaking today about his shock at finding that he has turned into an elephant. The 64-year-old former body builder told journalists that he discovered his transformation after wak...
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Funny story: Naughty Elephant On Trail

Naughty Elephant On Trail

An elephant at London Zoo will go on trail today for being very naughty as many people report that he shouted nasty things from his zoo cage. Eye witness accounts say the things he said were "Very offensive" and that they "Were very offended by it...
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Funny story: Shoppers Left Unmoved By Elephant Rampage

Shoppers Left Unmoved By Elephant Rampage

A rampaging elephant is something that shoppers don't often encounter in Manchester's Arndale Centre, but that's exactly what happened this morning. A rogue elephant rampaged around the malls, charged shoppers, headbutted plate glass windows, over...
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Funny story: Bull Elephant Stranded On Blackpool Beach

Bull Elephant Stranded On Blackpool Beach

Holidaymakers - mainly women, who tend not to cope with such events very well - at Blackpool were left in a state of shock yesterday when an African bull elephant became stranded on the beach, having been washed up by the incoming tide. Most men p...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson Fans Shocked By Water For Elephants "Cruelty" Claims

Robert Pattinson's latest vehicle Water For Elephants has already been hailed as a work of classic cinema. "Promises to be one of the most notable examples of a film about water and elephants this year!" trumpeted Sabu, the film critic of Pachyd...
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Funny story: The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

The Unwitting Designer in Intelligent Design turns out to be people

In a remarkable turn of events, it transpires that humanity is tailoring the biosphere of Earth, proving once and for all that they are the designers mooted by the sham-science, scaremongering, opiate for the unimaginative: Intelligent Design communi...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals Some Shocking Behind-The-Scenes Insights About His New Movie "Water For Elephants"

Robert Pattinson Reveals Some Shocking Behind-The-Scenes Insights About His New Movie "Water For Elephants"

CHICAGO - The star of the Twilight movies Rob Pattinson and his Water For Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon were in Chicago promoting the highly touted circus themed motion picture which is set during The Great Depression. In the film RPattz sta...
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Funny story: Alcoholic elephant's remains being dug up in Welsh pub!

Alcoholic elephant's remains being dug up in Welsh pub!

A circus elephant who loved a "bevvy" ot two and was buried in the grounds of his favourite drinking oasis, a Welsh pub, is now being dug up. The elephant belonged to a circus and every time they passed by he used to "hang out" with the locals and...
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Funny story: Dancing Elephants

Dancing Elephants

Sociologists have long since claimed that dancing in humans is a form of courtship display, no different from the dancing done by Birds of Paradise or Blue Footed Boobies. However, this is hotly contested with dancing a common feature across all huma...
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