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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...

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Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

Funny story: Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

EL PASO - Actress Betty White was detained for a couple of hours by the United States customs agents in the port city of El Paso, Texas after crossing over from Juarez, Mexico. A representative with the U.S. Immigration Department stated that the...

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Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

Funny story: Rio Grande River Scuba Diver Caught Trying To Smuggle 19 Pounds of Marijuana Into The U.S.

EL PASO - United States Custom Agents have just arrested a New Jersey man who was wearing scuba gear and swam the Rio Grande from Juarez, Mexico to El Paso, Texas. The scuba diver identified as Hamilton F. Bumtinbone, 27, of Hackensack, New Jersey...

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Illegal Aliens Are Now Being Shot Out Of A Circus Cannon From Mexico Into The USA

Funny story: Illegal Aliens Are Now Being Shot Out Of A Circus Cannon From Mexico Into The USA

EL PASO - In an item that qualifies for the Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All Department comes some astounding news from the city country music singer Marty Robbins sang about in his hit "El Paso." A member of the United States Border Patro...

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Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

Funny story: Malayan tiger kills intended mate out of jealousy

EL PASO, Tx.--Seri, 3, is currently being held in custody for allegedly murdering Wzui, 6, her intended mate at the El Paso Zoo. Although autopsy results have not been released, sources believe Wzui died as a result of castration by forepaw. Accor...

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Lady Gaga Blames Her On-Stage Mishap On The Heat Wave

Funny story: Lady Gaga Blames Her On-Stage Mishap On The Heat Wave

EL PASO - Lady Gaga was in the middle of her set on stage at The La Chupacabra Convention Center when the air conditioning system gave out and stopped working. Convention center workers worked frantically to get the A/C back on and it was not long...

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Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

Funny story: Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

A group of openly gay men were removed from an El Paso, Texas taco restaurant after two of them were seen making out at one of the tables. Security guards removed the whole group and city police officers sided with the restaurant, saying that they h...

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