Labour Finance supremo, Ed Balls, unveiled his vision for the future of Great Britain this morning.
In tandem with his support of the Coalition pay freeze for public sector workers, Balls plans to develop Dorking's Mole Valley into Britain's new...
Just as beleaguered Labour leader Ed Miliband hoped he'd finally got the Prime Minister on the ropes, the Westminster gossip machine turned somersaults this morning when a friend of Ed Balls confirmed the Shadow Chancellor has recently been sufferin...
Premiership managers will be reaching for the thesaurus in December as they are asked to take part in Cliché-free December.
"I'm fed up to the back teeth of all the clichés," said Ed Balls minister for sport. "So we had a blue sky meeting and came...
Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls, entered a private clinic this morning for non-critical 'cosmetic' surgery to his face.
It is believed the busy politician may have contracted a variant of the syndrome that struck down former Prime Minister, Gordon Bro...
A UK Member of Parliament, a boy sent out to do a man's job, ended up a screaming, bullying, finger pointing fool on BBC Newsnight.
Discussing the phone hacking scandal, that he described as "a little local difficulty", the MP, who we can call Kno...
The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon.
He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...
In an increasingly desperate move to try and discredit the ConDem coalition, Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer claimed in an interview with Jigsaw Monthly, that David Cameron roams about his Witney constituency in order to search for P...
An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...
The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults.
The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...
Top Ten Norfolk and good
In no particular order
The Scottish soccer team
The Engerland soccer team
The Engerland 3 lions World Cup bid losers
The snow and ice
Cheryl Cole miming
The UK coalition government - had to be in there somewhere
The Irish bailout
The subsidy of £100bn to HSBC, Lloyds, RBS and Barclays
The very low Interest Rates (If you've got money in the bank you're a loser...
A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error.
The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...
"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo.
The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to...
Following another powerful performance on this morning's R4 Today programme, support for Ed Balls to become Leader of the Labour Party has swelled to irresistible levels.
The persuasive ex-Schools Minister and leading Brownite successfully redu...
The Con-Dems have announced that the education budget will be cut by over one billion pounds from Labour's original budget. This represents a cut of one quarter, or a week's worth of fighting in Afghanistan.
Labour's plan of rebuilding or refurbis...
Outgoing Cabinet Minister for Children, Schools and Families Ed Balls had a string of visitors to his home in the early hours of Bank Holiday Monday morning, as a squad of heavily armed police rammed his front door in and helped themselves to his com...
Education Secretary Ed's Balls has laid a twonker of a shite measuring in at 2 ft long and weighing in at 300 pounds achieving a new world record!
Ed Mcsquirter from the Book of Records, who has been dead for nearly ten years, sensationally...
Every secondary school pupil should have the chance to learn languages like Mandarin and Arabic Children's Secretary Ed Balls said today as the major political parties stepped up their electioneering.
Way ahead clear
This leaves nobody in doubt...
Pressure is growing on the Chancellor, Captain Darling, to quit his post following a series of damaging revelations over the weekend.
Coming hard on the heels of allegations that he 'flipped' his second home designation forty times in four years,...