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New comedy pairing launched

The new comedy pairing of Ed (the pole) Miliband and ED(Bollocky red)Balls is to be known as the Marxist Brothers. A Labour party spokesman confirmed the pairing as a mind blowing combination of scintillating intellects. Their aim is to take politics...

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Mind Over Money: Ed Balls Solves the Budget Crisis

Ed Balls has been finding it difficult to come up with a suitable infallible authority to point the way forward for Labour's next election. Yup! He tells us that Marx and Engels are, well, a bit old hat, Stalin a bit nasty, and as for Trotsky, we...

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"An end to poverty!" Ed Balls

Ed Balls announced an end to poverty in the UK if Labour win the next election. "The Tories are always droning on and on about Labour mismanaging the economy and being responsible for the recession; O.K. it's true but it's boring. They may have b...

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Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

Funny story: Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

In a rousing, rapturous Labour Party conference where only three elderly members died, the shadow chancellor appeared a shadow of his current shadow self, until his startling observations brought the house down and lit up his rotund face. Ed Balls...

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Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...

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Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

Funny story: Henry Kissinger Declared Winner Of Bilderberg Golf Competition!

The disqualification of Britain's Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls for cheating during Sunday's final day Bilderberg annual golfing competition means original runner-up, 90 year old Henry Kissinger has now been declared the official winner. 'I suspecte...

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Premiership managers asked to take part in Cliché-free December

Funny story: Premiership managers asked to take part in Cliché-free December

Premiership managers will be reaching for the thesaurus in December as they are asked to take part in Cliché-free December. "I'm fed up to the back teeth of all the clichés," said Ed Balls minister for sport. "So we had a blue sky meeting and came...

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A Little Local Difficulty

Funny story: A Little Local Difficulty

A UK Member of Parliament, a boy sent out to do a man's job, ended up a screaming, bullying, finger pointing fool on BBC Newsnight. Discussing the phone hacking scandal, that he described as "a little local difficulty", the MP, who we can call Kno...

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Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

Funny story: Prime Minister Loses Temper With Annoying Balls

The Prime Minister lost his rag during Prime Minister's Question Time in the Commons this afternoon. He was in the middle of answering a question on the Government's proposed reforms of the Welfare Benefits system when he advised the House that he...

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Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

Funny story: Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

In an increasingly desperate move to try and discredit the ConDem coalition, Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer claimed in an interview with Jigsaw Monthly, that David Cameron roams about his Witney constituency in order to search for P...

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Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

Funny story: Get Balls and Blair off the front pages roars Cameron

An enraged Call me Dave, allegedly, summoned a meeting of the wise and wonderful of his Tory Party cohorts last night. The meeting, apparently lasted through the night, and, has resulted in the resignation of Andy Coulson, Tory Director of Spin and M...

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Ed Balls now Shadow Chancellor, everyone's a winner tonight

Funny story: Ed Balls now Shadow Chancellor, everyone's a winner tonight

The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults. The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...

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The Norfolk and good and the Suffolk and good of 2010 (so far)

Funny story: The Norfolk and good and the Suffolk and good of 2010 (so far)

Top Ten Norfolk and good In no particular order The Scottish soccer team The Engerland soccer team The Engerland 3 lions World Cup bid losers The snow and ice Cheryl Cole miming The UK coalition government - had to be in there somewhere The Irish bailout The subsidy of £100bn to HSBC, Lloyds, RBS and Barclays The very low Interest Rates (If you've got money in the bank you're a loser...

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Shadow Cabinet anouncement was "clerical error"

Funny story: Shadow Cabinet anouncement was "clerical error"

A Labour Party spokesman today blamed the Shadow Cabinet announcement on a clerical error. The leader's secretary was taking dictation from Mr Miliband when he allegedly shouted "Balls!" in exasperation at forgetting the name of the MP he had chos...

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George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

Funny story: George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo. The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to...

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Education cuts of One Billion

Funny story: Education cuts of One Billion

The Con-Dems have announced that the education budget will be cut by over one billion pounds from Labour's original budget. This represents a cut of one quarter, or a week's worth of fighting in Afghanistan. Labour's plan of rebuilding or refurbis...

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Balls-ed Up Balls' Children Seized

Outgoing Cabinet Minister for Children, Schools and Families Ed Balls had a string of visitors to his home in the early hours of Bank Holiday Monday morning, as a squad of heavily armed police rammed his front door in and helped themselves to his com...

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Longest Standing World Record Finally Broken

Funny story: Longest Standing World Record Finally Broken

Education Secretary Ed's Balls has laid a twonker of a shite measuring in at 2 ft long and weighing in at 300 pounds achieving a new world record! Ed Mcsquirter from the Book of Records, who has been dead for nearly ten years, sensationally...

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