New York City, NY - A group of economists at the New York Institute of Economics published a report forecasting a large increase in the salaries and rates paid to economists. Samuel Himes, one of the economists involved in preparing the report, said:...
Interviewer: What is it you do as an economist?
Economist: I sit around with the boys and philosophize all day about money.
Interviewer: What do you philosophize about?
Economist: How the system works and how to keep it working.
Economist: So that we can keep on top of it and profit thereby.
Interviewer: But who does the actual work to keep it going?
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