According to a police report, a hot dog street vendor attacked a man on the street without warning but the hot dog salesman has a different story.
My date and I were walking hand-in-hand down the street when we saw the hot dog guy across the stree...
A Jewish guy, a Muslim guy and God walk into a bar..........wait a moment......nuts.... I can't remember how that one goes....
I'll have to tell you another one instead:
God is busy at his desk in heaven looking over paperwork when St, Peter comes up to Him.
"Hello, St. Peter. What's happening?"
"Good day, Lord. There is a Jewish man and a Muslim man at the gate who wish to go over so...
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