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Funny story: Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Eagle Attacks Amazon Drone, Makes Off With Spanx and Bullets!

Flagstaff, Arizona - The Northern Arizona town of Flagstaff, near The Grand Canyon, has been selected as one of the test cities for Amazon Inc.'s new drone delivery service. And it didn't take long for man's flying bird to go toe-to-toe with Mother N...
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Funny story: Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...
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Funny story: Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs. I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment.  Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back? Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record...
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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Are Back And On Tour With The Eagles And Sisters Martie and Emily Say That Lead Singer Natalie Will Be Keeping Her Effen Mouth Shut This Time!

The Dixie Chicks Are Back And On Tour With The Eagles And Sisters Martie and Emily Say That Lead Singer Natalie Will Be Keeping Her Effen Mouth Shut This Time!

TORONTO - When the Dixie Chicks opened up for The Eagles in Toronto's Yellow Icicles Convention Center, it was the first time they had taken the concert stage in four years. The DCs had kind of been keeping a low profile ever since lead singer Nat...
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Funny story: The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band

The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, who is Susan Boyle's manager, has just disclosed to the news media that he has signed the California-based band, The Eagles to be Miss Boyle's backup band on her upcoming summer concert tour. Cowell added that the Eagle...
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Funny story: North Texas Green Eagles Are Flying High as Kites

North Texas Green Eagles Are Flying High as Kites

North Texas University football coach Todd "Get out of" Dodge chose to have his green eagles tested for recreational drugs. Like the avarian kites of old these eagles are apparently soaring to new and higher heights on everything from pot through...
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Funny story: Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

Eagles' Avian Flu Charity Halloween Gig

O2 Arena - (Trick-or-Treat Mess): A secretive, dedicated bird flu-combating entrepreneur is believed to be behind classic 70s rock band The Eagles' performance of a rare one-off private gig.
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New Jersey Gov Has New Promotion Gig

Chris Christie was named by the American Lard Assn as their new spokesperson. Lard Ass President Bud Gristel named the Gov after learning that Christie's favorite book is The Count of Mounds of Crisco
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