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Funny story: The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles. "Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the...
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Funny story: e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

e-Bay Chief Defends Kissing Devil's Behind

E-Bay CEO, John Donahoe today issued a press release explaining why a picture at auction of a women kissing satan's posterior, along with other auctions that had devil worship with sexual content, was allowed on the mega-corporation's auction site.
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Funny story: eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

eBay Censors Trayvon Martin Auction, Angers Press

George Zimmerman just profited from the murder of Trayvon Martin by auctioning his "original" art for over $100,000, but the eBay online auction site decided to ban a progressive artist's attempts to raise money for the Trayvon Martin Foundation, bra...
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Funny story: The New York Yankees Plan To Replace Their Pinstriped Uniforms With Pictures of Bats, Balls, and Gloves

The New York Yankees Plan To Replace Their Pinstriped Uniforms With Pictures of Bats, Balls, and Gloves

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of YankeeLand is that the 2014 version of the New York Yankees are going to be changing their pinstriped uniforms. Lansing R. Carterfelt a spokesperson for the Yankees organization stated that the Steinbrenner famil...
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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are $elling The Limo In Which Baby North West Was Conceived

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian and Kanye West certainly know how to turn a buck. Both have the uncanny ability to make money appear out of thin air. West just returned from Kazakhstan where he performed a concert and was paid the amazing sum of...
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Funny story: Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin

Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Gwendolyn R. Glickerquest, 47, of Kalamazoo was having lunch with her husband of 29 years, Walter at a local Cinderella Cafeteria. As she looked down at her plate of Chicken Fried Steak with a side of okra and a side of spina...
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Funny story: Whedon Now Bottling His Urine For Sale on Ebay

Whedon Now Bottling His Urine For Sale on Ebay

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Convinced he is the savior of all things goods and holy, Joss Whedon celebrating wrapping principal photography with a web announcement that set his fandom aflutter: beginning next Monday, he'll be overseeing production of bottlin...
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Funny story: Kate's Spew on eBay

Kate's Spew on eBay

Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website. Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi...
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Funny story: Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

It appears that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally found a way to make profits from the his social networking site following the recent decreases in its share price. The site, which now has over 1 billion active users, will immediately c...
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Funny story: SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes. The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...
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Funny story: Local Woman Sells Husband For £1.99 Online

Local Woman Sells Husband For £1.99 Online

Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, long suffering wife of renowned idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that she has sold her intolerable other half for £1.99 online. In a statement issued to reporters, Anne Shuttlecock revealed that the final st...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 17th August 2012

Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen. (BBC Sport) I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton? The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal (Metro) EBAY! Frank Lampard, 3...
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Funny story: Has Ainge Put Rajon Rondo Up for Auction on e-Bay?

Has Ainge Put Rajon Rondo Up for Auction on e-Bay?

Out of town reporters are scooping the Boston press yet again. Locals have been checking Craig's List for the best bargain, but the Celtics are moving product over at e-Bay. Danny Ainge insists that he has made "zero" calls to anyone in an att...
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Funny story: Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown storms out of Whitney Houston funeral as ghost of Elvis makes speech

Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...
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Funny story: Balotelli Stool Sample to be Auctioned on Ebay

Balotelli Stool Sample to be Auctioned on Ebay

Controversial footballer, Mario Balotelli, has been at it again. It appears that he popped into a Manchester sixth form college to use their toilet. Catholic Sixth Form College, The College of the Holy Water, have identified the toilet in question an...
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Funny story: Cocklers rescued from an eBay boat

Cocklers rescued from an eBay boat

Seven cocklers were rescued from Morecambe Bay yesterday after they got into difficulties due to their boat bought from eBay earlier in the week being completely unsuitable. "Ah, yeah, well, yeah," said local fisherman Neal Lamprey. "I was walkin...
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Funny story: Halos for Sale on eBay

Halos for Sale on eBay

The auction bid site, eBay has sold some unusual items over the years, but recently, an unknown seller has been auctioning off halos. Halos are the golden hoops around Catholic saints and angels. A search for 'halo' on eBay reveals that several...
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Funny story: Russian version of eBay closes

Russian version of eBay closes

eBay, the auction bidding site has been forced to close their Russian version after it was discovered that the site was being used to sell harvested body parts. "It certainly upped the yuck factor," said Chief of Police Yuri Trubble. "Contrary to...
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