HOLLYWOOD, CA - Convinced he is the savior of all things goods and holy, Joss Whedon celebrating wrapping principal photography with a web announcement that set his fandom aflutter: beginning next Monday, he'll be overseeing production of bottlin...
Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website.
Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesi...
It appears that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally found a way to make profits from the his social networking site following the recent decreases in its share price.
The site, which now has over 1 billion active users, will immediately c...
Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes.
The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...
Local woman, Anne Shuttlecock, long suffering wife of renowned idiot, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed that she has sold her intolerable other half for £1.99 online.
In a statement issued to reporters, Anne Shuttlecock revealed that the final st...
Joey Barton is the subject of an approach from French side Marseille after losing his QPR squad number to new signing Ryan Nelsen.
(BBC Sport)
I know we love to hate the French, but do they really deserve Joey Barton?
The Olympic spirit may have had an effect on Chelsea left-back Ashley Cole, as he gave a young Manchester City fan his Community Shield medal
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EBAY!
Frank Lampard, 3...
Out of town reporters are scooping the Boston press yet again.
Locals have been checking Craig's List for the best bargain, but the Celtics are moving product over at e-Bay.
Danny Ainge insists that he has made "zero" calls to anyone in an att...
Bobby Brown, the ex-husband of tragic music star Whitney Houston left her star studded funeral early last night after an argument about seating. In a statement released to CNNN he revealed "I was invited to the funeral but once seated I was asked to...
Controversial footballer, Mario Balotelli, has been at it again. It appears that he popped into a Manchester sixth form college to use their toilet. Catholic Sixth Form College, The College of the Holy Water, have identified the toilet in question an...
Seven cocklers were rescued from Morecambe Bay yesterday after they got into difficulties due to their boat bought from eBay earlier in the week being completely unsuitable.
"Ah, yeah, well, yeah," said local fisherman Neal Lamprey. "I was walkin...
The auction bid site, eBay has sold some unusual items over the years, but recently, an unknown seller has been auctioning off halos.
Halos are the golden hoops around Catholic saints and angels.
A search for 'halo' on eBay reveals that several...
eBay, the auction bidding site has been forced to close their Russian version after it was discovered that the site was being used to sell harvested body parts.
"It certainly upped the yuck factor," said Chief of Police Yuri Trubble. "Contrary to...
Further embarrassment has been heaped on the Royal Mail today, when it emerged that the historic aircraft carrier, HMS Ark Royal, had been lost in the post.
The retired former aircraft carrier had been listed for sale on the auction website, Ebay...
Internet auction site E-bay went in to meltdown on Friday night when Tess Daly co-host of BBC's Children in Need announced that the underwear she was wearing that night would be auctioned on their web site with the proceeds going to Children in Need...
GREEN BAY - Jerry Jones sat in his executive's box at Lambeau Field and during the course of the game an inside source said that he shook his head dejectedly a total of 293 times during one of the most lopsided losses in Cowboy history.
Jones, who...
A person, so far known only by his screen name Britvic3953, has sold his liver on ebay for £6.52.
The seller, who has refused to respond to emails, put up the listing for seven days. Advertising the liver as 'one careful owner, never subjected to...
History probably will not relate the account of how close Britain came to war with Italy. Not content with her husband's dealings with Iraq, Cheri Blair decided to stir up trouble with the Ities.
In what would appear to be a case of "keeping up wi...
Fresh from greeting the 33 rescued miners, Chile's President Sebastian Pinera arrived in the UK with gifts of rock for the Prime Minister and the Queen.
In other news,
Rocks from the Chilean mine have started appearing on E-Bay, the online auc...