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Funny story: Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

Bartender Asserts Local Tequila Drinker is Dyslexic

"She kept messing up the order!" stated local bar keep Jim Bean, "she'd suck it, slam it, then lick it. Then she'd try again. Slam it, suck it, lick it. Never in the right order!" When asked about the debacle, the cute patron replied "Does it rea...
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Funny story: Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs demand a raise in their weekly "celery"

Dyslexic MPs were today accused of exploiting their disability to further their own political ambitions. In a strongly worded letter to the Grauniad, the leader of the dyslexic parliamentarian union has asked for an overall increase in weekly cel...
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Funny story: Lady Godiva Avidly Goaded

Lady Godiva Avidly Goaded

Canada - RCMP announced at a press conference today that Lady Godiva was found incoherent and ill-dressed (her usual condition) in a snow bank. Doctors confirmed that she had been "avidly goaded", which is very strange, since this is an anagram of h...
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Funny story: Shakespeare was dyslexic

Shakespeare was dyslexic

Builders in Stratford upon Avon excavating the site near Shakespeare's home have uncovered evidence that noted playright William was a dyslexic. Under piles of rubble the found documents and discovered they were original scripts for plays with Editor...
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Funny story: Yoda, celebrities list joined he has, those who dyslexia have.

Yoda, celebrities list joined he has, those who dyslexia have.

Some of the most famous celebrities of today are dyslexic personalities. The owner of Virgin airlines Richard Branson, John Lennon, actors like Tom Cruise, Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg, Photographer David Bailey. Even people from past times...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Stoner Accidently Overdoses On LDS

Dyslexic Stoner Accidently Overdoses On LDS

Artie Finn, a man known for many years to the local community as a "stoner and reject from society," dropped out of school many years ago due to their lack of ability to work with dyslexic students. This reading disability, along with his lifestyle,...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Police responded to a complaint by store employees about a customer throwing a temper tantrum in their business and making a scene. Two cars with four uniformed offices responded to the complaint at the Eros Adult Supplies location on Montana Avenue...
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Funny story: Telephone Dyslexia. Fact or Fistion! New repart?

Telephone Dyslexia. Fact or Fistion! New repart?

Telephone Dyslexia Syndrome (DST) is blamed for the poor spelling found on most text messages sent by teenagers to their friends. Leading SDT expert Ms. Cnut, says in her report that teenagers know full well how to spell words like, great, by th...
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Funny story: Gay Dyslexic Likes The Spoof

Gay Dyslexic Likes The Spoof

A gay dyslexic man was getting increasingly concerned over his lifestyle and wanted to find out more about gay life. When using Google he had problems looking for "gay" so he decided to search under "poofs". Unfortunately, instead of typing "poofs...
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Funny story: Sinew flu pandemic threatens dyslexics

Sinew flu pandemic threatens dyslexics

Dyslexics were on alert worldwide after discovering that the swine flu virus had mutated through spelling to a deadly variant muscular disease, sinew flu. In a statement, the Dyslexic World Health Organisation (HOW) said: "Now that this disease ca...
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Funny story: Britain's Most Talented DJ has Dyslexia

Britain's Most Talented DJ has Dyslexia

Manchester - Britain's Most Talented DJ, DJ Talent has dyslexia claims his mother, Mrs Talent, in an exclusive interview with me. DJ Talent appeared on Britain's Got Talent on Saturday night and won over the audience and judges with his rendition...
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Funny story: Dyslexic may be charged

Dyslexic may be charged

Harper Woods, MI (AP) - In more unusual news today, a teenage dyslexic boy's parents were notified by Harper Woods City school officials that at 8:30 this morning, right after homeroom class, their son was caught masturbating in reverse while viewing...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Artist Jailed for 3 years

Dyslexic Artist Jailed for 3 years

A young french artist Henri Baptiste aged 26 has been found guilty of faking major works of art by the Prefecture de Justice in Nantes France and sentenced to 3 years imprisonment. Artworks originally by famous French artists such as Monet, Pissar...
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Funny story: English Definitions for the Dyslexic

English Definitions for the Dyslexic

Warning: American readers may require the services of a translator! Antelope (v): to run off with your mother's sister. Assassination (n): an arrangement to meet a donkey. Baptist (n): a junior hamburger chef. Basket (n): a short nap in the sun. Circumstantial (n): circumcision on a really big baby. Collonade (n): fizzy enema. Defence (n): something to sit on for people who ca...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Fortuneteller Arrested: Allegedly Sees The Past

Dyslexic Fortuneteller Arrested: Allegedly Sees The Past

Wanda Hildgarten, a dyslexic east side fortune teller was arrested last week by New York City police after customers complained of being told stories of their past, instead of predicting their future.
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Funny story: Dyslexics demand name change

Dyslexics demand name change

A hoarde of angry protesters gathered outside the offices of Dictionary Inc earlier today to demand a change to the usage of the term dyslexic.
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Funny story: Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Beckham Shows Signs of COD

Ageing footballer, former England Captain, and male model, David Beckham is struggling to keep in the media spotlight these days and knows that his footballing days are coming to an end. "I have only got 3 years and 3 months and 33
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Funny story: Dyslexia, the truth

Dyslexia, the truth

.......Dyslexia The Facts.......
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