MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph.
Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...
After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler.
Purchased not quite a decade ago to help combat the daily shedding of our Golden Retriever, at outrageous cost, the st...
Fans of dust in Leicester were today left bereft when the city's world famous dust museum shut for the last time.
The museum, which is said to contain the most valuable dust in the world in its vast collection is shutting due to a down-turn in its...
A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...
Visitors and Tourists in Leicester were sad at the temporary closure of its world famous Dust Museum for Stock-taking.
Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history.
Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...
Paula Zahn interviewed Kevin Trudeau asking...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Clown Union Assures Trump He'll Always Have A Home With Them
Blue tits, lavender tits, silicone tits!
F.B.I. Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
Scamatology TV Has Resulted in Flood of New Visits to Orgs
Jake Tapper's Plastic Surgery
United Airlines Sends Dog To Japan
Trump Blames Global Warming on Violent Video Games
Scores of Porn Stars Contact Trump's Lawyer for Payouts
Trump Excludes Golf Clubs from Steel and Aluminum Tariffs
In Retaliation for Putin's and Kim Jong Un's Videos, Trump Makes His Own Video
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!