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Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

Funny story: Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph. Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...

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Life Still Sucks But My Vacuum Doesn't! The Day my Dyson Died!

Funny story: Life Still Sucks But My Vacuum Doesn't! The Day my Dyson Died!

After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler. Purchased not quite a decade ago to help combat the daily shedding of our Golden Retriever, at outrageous cost, the st...

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Leicester Dust Museum shuts

Funny story: Leicester Dust Museum shuts

Fans of dust in Leicester were today left bereft when the city's world famous dust museum shut for the last time. The museum, which is said to contain the most valuable dust in the world in its vast collection is shutting due to a down-turn in its...

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Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

Funny story: Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...

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Visitors sad as Dust Museum shuts for stock-take

Funny story: Visitors sad as Dust Museum shuts for stock-take

Visitors and Tourists in Leicester were sad at the temporary closure of its world famous Dust Museum for Stock-taking.

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Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Funny story: Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history. Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...

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Kevin Trudeau IN-fomercials Liquid DUST .. Millions already SOLD!!!

Funny story: Kevin Trudeau IN-fomercials Liquid DUST .. Millions already SOLD!!!

Paula Zahn interviewed Kevin Trudeau asking...

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I find when I watch cable news in the morning, I much prefer watching Donald Trump talk with the volume off. Imagine an orange Jabba the Hutt as a talentless mime.
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