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Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 22nd July 2012

Olympic Warm Up Match - Team GB 0 Brazil 2 Team GB were outclassed by Brazil at The Riverside with first half goals from Sandro and Neymar. Just as well we didn't play them on the beach. Is it too late to instate David Beckham in the squad? Glad All Over Crystal Palace have announced the appointment of comedian and life long fan Eddie Izzard as Director. Their fans could do with a laugh.

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Dundee United Fans Help Out Club

Funny story: Dundee United Fans Help Out Club

Dundee United fans have volunteered to do work at their ground in an attempt to save the club money. The Tangerine supporters have followed the lead from their rivals across the road - Dundee , who only recently came out of their second period of...

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Footballer Cleared Over Ferret Row

Funny story: Footballer Cleared Over Ferret Row

A young Dundee United player has been cleared of racially abusing a Stirling man during an incident involving a ferret. 18 year old Dale Hilson, currently on loan to Second Division Forfar Athletic, had been accused of "in concert with 2 other men...

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Goodwillie Embarrassed By Rooney Comparison

Funny story: Goodwillie Embarrassed By Rooney Comparison

Dundee United striker has admitted he was "embarrassed" by his manager comparing him with Man Utd's Wayne Rooney. Tangerines boss Peter Houston compared his prized possession to the England striker after his spectacular overhead goal against Mothe...

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Dundee United Player Banned

Funny story: Dundee United Player Banned

Dundee United midfielder Morgaro Gomis has been banned for 3 games and fined a month's wages after being found guilty by an SFA tribunal of assaulting a player and leaving the scene of the crime. The tribunal found that on February 19th at Tynecas...

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Pete Townshend's Tribute to Dundee United

Funny story: Pete Townshend's Tribute to Dundee United

The Who's Pete Townshend is releasing his memoirs this week. One of the most surprising news to come out of his book is the revelation that he wrote a tribute to Scottish Premier League club Dundee United under legendary manager and chairman Jim McLean, who was chairman and ruled United with an iron hand from 1988 to 2000. The tribute is called "Substitute" Here it is : "You thin...

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Bob Dylan's Ode To Dundee United Fans

Funny story: Bob Dylan's Ode To Dundee United Fans

Bob Dylan's ode to the insipid travelling support that follow Dundee United. "Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man - Have a moan to me I'm an armchair fan, there is no place I'm going to Hey Mr. Tangerine Man - have a moan to me For on match days I will not be following you Take me for a trip with your travelling support Of bodies you're well short Even with free transport Yo...

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Dundee United Help With Emergency Planning

Funny story: Dundee United Help With Emergency Planning

Scottish Premier League club Dundee United have offered the use of their facilities for emergency planning training in the event of natural disasters. Following the devastation caused by the earthquake and tsunami in North East Japan, DUFC chairma...

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Dundee United Fans Must Prepare For Exodus Next Season

Funny story: Dundee United Fans Must Prepare For Exodus Next Season

Fans of Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been warned to prepare for seeing "Exodus" and other epic films at Tannadice next season. Film buff and chairman Steven Thompson is scrapping the traditional pre match and half time playing...

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Dundee United FC In Turmoil

Funny story: Dundee United FC In Turmoil

Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United have been thrown into chaos after chairman Steven Thomson suspended all 16 of the first team squad that were on duty against Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Tuesday. A furious chairman told the press "I...

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Award for Dundee United

Funny story: Award for Dundee United

In the wake of their 2010 Active Nation Cup Final victory over Ross County yesterday, Dundee United have carried off yet another trophy. In an online poll of Internet Explorer users , the Arabs have also been given the dubious accolade of Winners...

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Dundee United Boss Accuses Hearts

Funny story: Dundee United Boss Accuses Hearts

Dundee United manager Peter Houston was livid after seeing his side lose 2-1 to third placed Heart of Midlothian at Tynecastle. Hearts scored an 88th minute winner through Marius Zaliukas, but worse was to follow for the Tangerines when their top...

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Dundee United Boardoom Change Revealed

Funny story: Dundee United Boardoom Change Revealed

Troubled Dundee United, whose revenue flow has been hit hard after an inordinate number of home fixtures were cancelled due to a waterlogged pitch, have announced a major new change in the boardroom. TV Presenter Lorraine Kelly has was been appo...

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Dundee United Announce Money Making Schemes

Funny story: Dundee United Announce Money Making Schemes

Dundee United have commissioned a leading firm of consultants to take a look at the Arabs situation and see if they couldn't come up with some constructive proposals to increase their revenue flow. Here's their proposals which will be immediately implemented - 1. Rename the George Fox Stand the "20th Century George Fox Stand" and redevelop it into a state of the art Cineplex that could showc...

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More Woe for Dundee United

Funny story: More Woe for Dundee United

The International Climate Science Coalition called the flooding in New Orleans caused by 2005's Hurricane Katrina "the worst bad weather event of the 21st Century". The I.C.S.C. had to revise their opinions in January when much of the Eastern Coas...

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Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

Funny story: Rangers lose UEFA cup on penalties

On the afternoon before Rangers UEFA cup clash with Russian team Zenit St Petersburg, football authorities have announced that Rangers are to lose on penalties.

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