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Hefner's Wife Tells All

Funny story: Hefner's Wife Tells All

Former Girl of the Playboy Mansion Kendra Wilkinson has been telling her "I'm a Celeb" mates about her time as Hef's girlfriend. She told her jungle pals that sex with Hef wasn't obligatory and that the girls had a choice, but that "they did tend...

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Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Funny story: Judge Rules Halfwits Cannot Be Banned From Using Library

Judge Jamie Dean of West Virginia has handed down the ruling that halfwits cannot be prevented from using the county library. "That would be interfering with his rights as a citizen of the United States." "We're alright with most of the kids, b...

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The manuscripts of John A Statusboast

Oh my gosh I am sooooo bored right now, and tired, isn't everybody tired. Click like if you have ever been tired, yeah that's how I roll. But you know I think I got to be so tired because I was so bored and then you know my mom's gone out with her new boyfriend Lorenzo and their all too not tired unlike me, who is tired! Anyway forget that because I have work in like 3 hours but that's ok because...

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President Icarus Flies into NJ Shutting Down all Air Corridors; Chaos Results in Windfall for Pittsburg!

Funny story: President Icarus Flies into NJ Shutting Down all Air Corridors; Chaos Results in Windfall for Pittsburg!

Thousands of Muslims and Bangladeshi democrat constituents in Paterson, turned out to welcome President Obama as he flew in to the lightly affected region of Paterson, NJ, in the wake of hurricane Irene promising aid, jobs, and extended unemployment...

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Alternate Voting (AV) reveals a startling fact about British voters

Funny story: Alternate Voting (AV) reveals a startling fact about British voters

With the Yes and No campaigns for the referendum on the Alternate Voting system now in full swing, it is becoming apparent that the average British punter doesn't understand not only AV but also TV (Traditional Voting). "We've suspected it for a c...

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Middle-Aged-Man Receives Non-Life-Threatening Parkour Injury

Funny story: Middle-Aged-Man Receives Non-Life-Threatening Parkour Injury

(Santa Cruz, California) - An out-of-shape 42-year-old man experienced a pulled muscle this week as he attempted to hurdle a parked car. When asked why he tried to jump the vehicle in the first place, the victim, elementary school teacher George M...

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Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

Funny story: Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

You read that right, folks: Sarah Palin is a dumbass. There really is no reason to act shocked, or else surprised, by this "new discovery" as, to quote Bob Dole, "I know it; you know it; the American people know it; the world knows it; the good folks on Mars know it," etc. And I really hate to be so blunt about the situation, I really do. But folks, I am unable to put it any other way.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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