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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Phil Robertson the head of the Duck Dynasty has announced that the family have come up with a new call that draws blackbirds to the area. Why would anyone want a blackbird caller? "I tell you the truth, we have sold thousands already and we are...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty star dies of duck bite

Duck Dynasty star dies of duck bite

WEST MONROE, LA - Rob Philertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty reality TV show has died of a duck bite, according to A&E. Mr. Philertson died on Saturday night after refusing to seek medical attention after a duck bit his left testicle during...
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Funny story:  Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The makers of the world famous Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced their latest ice cream creation. Company spokesperson Millard Cypress informed the news media at a press conference at the South Burlington...
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Funny story:  The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms. The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Duck Dynasty Is Out For The Count!

Although Phil Robertson and A&E have settled their differences with each other, everyone thought things would be OK, but the first new show of the season dropped 30% from it's previous season-ending episode. So what happened? Our viewers of...
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Funny story:  Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

NEW ORLEANS - Sangria Wine, a reporter with TV ClickerWorld has just informed the television viewing public that Duck Dynasty has received a prestigious award. The A&E show which centers around Phil Robertson and his Monroe, Louisiana family h...
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Funny story:  Ducks May Quit Show

Ducks May Quit Show

As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...
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Funny story:  The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
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Funny story:  NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

HOUSTON - It is widely known that NASA has been having financial problems for the past three years. Much of that can be attributed to the high cost in utility bills which are enormous at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. NASA Spokesperson Tre...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame, says that he feels that he has now become as popular as Peyton Manning, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, and even Regis Philbin. He revealed to local rep...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

WASHINGTON - The house chamber was packed last night with special guests for President Obama's State of the Union Address. Included was the long-bearded star of the controversial show "Duck Dynasty" Willie Robertson, which has been noted for the hom...
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Funny story:  Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

Woman Complains That Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Shot Down Her Drone

MONROE, Louisiana - Police in Monroe are investigating claims from a Mrs. Olivia Cheesbrew, 52, who says that she was out on her property flying her brand new drone when all of a sudden she heard a loud KA-BOOM! She immediately saw her drone shatt...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney, former member of the world's most popular band the Beatles, has just announced on The Viagra View that he will be appearing on the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. McCartney, who with John Lennon, wrote hundreds of hi...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - The multi-millionaire leader of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson has just made a strong statement to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. The 67-year-old long beared patriarch of the Louisiana family stated th...
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Funny story:  Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty Clan to Move to Iran

Duck Dynasty Clan to Move to Iran

Phil Robertson, star of the reality TV show Duck Dynasty, said today that the whole Robertson clan will move to the nation of Iran. "We just think we'll be more comfortable there" he said. "They're not right-wing fundamentalist Christians like us,...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton To Appear On Duck Dynasty

Dolly Parton To Appear On Duck Dynasty

NASHVILLE - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton has just said that she has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Duck Dynasty. The 67-year-old Parton commented that she's been a fan of the show since it first went on the air. Dolly me...
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Funny story:  Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...
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