"These guys going around knocking people out are mostly beginners", according to one Chief of Police who asked not to be identified.
Reading from a list of perps he reported information he had received.
"One guy hit his victim in the stomach in...
An Australian clown who was blind drunk went out looking for a ride on a "roo" and ended up in the zoo (That rhymes). Being blind and drunk he jumped over the first fence available hoping to find a suitable "roo" to ride but mistakingly leapt on to t...
A slightly drunken Sheep farmer lost a bet in the Red Dragon, Shropshire, close to the Welsh Border and his mates, also slightly drunk, forced him to fulfil his lost bet.
Arthur Twiglet, half filled with Welsh blood, bet that the Welsh would stuff...
Great Britain famous for being world beaters in everything that is either unimportant or scandalous have grabbed yet another world record; they host the World's No 1 female boozer who downs 28 pints of cheap lager everyday!
The GB's list of infamo...
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