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Cougar Scandal!

Funny story: Cougar Scandal!

BRANDON, MB-Local college boy Brent Simmons admitted Monday that the true identity of the woman he calls his mother, one Shirley Simmons, is actually his 45 year old mistress; a cougar named Diamond Foulfish. The relationship according to Simmons,...

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Being sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event

Funny story: Being sober now classed as legitimate fundraising event

The act of not drinking for 31 days has now been officially recognised as the most gruelling charity sponsorship activity in the world today, it has emerged. Emma Thorpe, spokesman for the 'Stoptober' movement said "It used to be enough to train r...

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Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

Funny story: Man who gets drunk daily denies that he's an alcoholic

New York, N.Y. - Drew Dow of Roosevelt Island is an ordinary man with an extraordinary ability: his stomach uses excess yeast in his digestive tract to ferment carbs and sugar-dense foods into alcohol. This rare health condition is called auto-brewer...

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Real Ale Madrid

Funny story: Real Ale Madrid

Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert is never shy to try out new ideas. His latest being a trip for his team to watch Real Madrid in the hope that it would make them play like them. The trip didn't quite go to plan though when the team were turned away...

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Father Blames Son For Drunken Death

Funny story: Father Blames Son For Drunken Death

In a startling revelation, the father of recently deceased Jason Doebsin, 21, has blamed his son, not the alcohol he consumed, for his death. With Jason growing up in a generation that can't hold its beer, he was dared to jump from the top of The...

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Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

Funny story: Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...

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Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

Funny story: Weak End At Bernies Movies For 24 Hours

My grandfather was over spending the weekend at my college as I had an extra room and the rest of the family told me it was my time. Gramps is not a bad old guy, just a little senile but mostly lonesome as all his old friends are dead. "Grandpa, there's a 'Weekend At Bernies' marathon on this weekend. I need to go out and do some stuff, I'll get it started for you. If you get tired, turn it...

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Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Funny story: Local Wife Accuses Husband of Seeing Neighborhood Women

Bernie Small and his wife were really into it as he came home from work late and said he had stopped and had a few drinks after that but didn't remember which bar as he had been in enough to be slightly blotto! The problem is that the fight was o...

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Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Funny story: Lohan Still Calling Duck Dynasty Nasty

Saying "Let's keep it assy...classy here in Soho!" Lindsay Lohan dines at 'sex shop' restaurant for another wild night out in London. "I need to come here often to get away from the states and those freaks down in Swampland." Lindsay Lohan was...

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Knock Out Fad Mostly Beginners Say Police

Funny story: Knock Out Fad Mostly Beginners Say Police

"These guys going around knocking people out are mostly beginners", according to one Chief of Police who asked not to be identified. Reading from a list of perps he reported information he had received. "One guy hit his victim in the stomach in...

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Sherlock Goes on Drunken Spoiler Spree

Funny story: Sherlock Goes on Drunken Spoiler Spree

Sherlock actor Benedict Cumberbatch was found clinging to a lamp post in London last night, blabbing about the plots in the upcoming third series of Sherlock. The BBC has had him arrested and held by the police until he sobers up. This has caused...

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I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

Funny story: I'm sick of being a dirty little secret, says kebab

Donor kebab has said it is tired of being a late-night booty call and wants men to admit to their relationship when sober and not only after consuming twenty-five Jaeger-bombs and enough ketamine to knock out a small bear. The statement came after...

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Archbishop reveals his drinking bears

The new Archbishop of Glastonbury has spoken of how his life has changed since he discovered that his pet bears had been secretly drinking. The Most Rev Jasper Selby has had three pet bears (Bruin, Cuddly and Yogi) for 10 years. They've always bee...

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MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

Funny story: MP 'not drunk' at Commons karaoke 'has let us all down' - say MPs

The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident. "There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes...

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Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

Funny story: Britain's Nuclear deterrent, in the safe hands of naval ratings, "drunk out of their minds"!

HMS Astute, Southampton: Police investigations, carried out by the Hampshire Constabulary have found out that the consumption of 20 pints of cider was not unsual for naval ratings and "significant" numbers of the crew used to get "drunk out of their...

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Candles ignite stripper's fart: explosion injures 20 Shriners in Massachusetts!

Funny story: Candles ignite stripper's fart: explosion injures 20 Shriners in Massachusetts!

SPRINGIELD, Massachusetts (ABSNN) - A nude dancer performing an "amazing, near flawless split" accidentally passed gas and nearby table candles ignited the fart "causing a huge natural gas explosion at the Scores Gentlemen's Club," say fire fighters...

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My life as a man #24

Funny story: My life as a man #24

All is the way it should be! In the heart of every West Virginian is a storyteller. Our most famous spinner of yarns was the incomparable Pearl S. Buck. And while I'm no Pearl Buck; I do spin yarns. In my heart, dear readers, lives a poet. Unfortunately for you folks, that verser is a failed poet. My haiku is astoundingly bad. My free verse should be chained and hidden in a forgotten...

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Footage posted of 'Sir Les Patterson' lookalike being thrown out of Barking internet cafe

Funny story: Footage posted of 'Sir Les Patterson' lookalike being thrown out of Barking internet cafe

Isle of Dogs, London - The drink-sodden, vomit-splattered Barry Humphries-esque character is seen stumbling from a London internet cafe following a ruck with management. Sixty seconds of effing and blinding immortalized on a YouBoob! vid is set to...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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