To the Editor: I am embarrassed to admit it, and I do so anonymously. I am Hillary Clinton's drug dealer.
It is embarrassing not because I am a drug dealer, I am proud of my profession. I have an easy work day, flexible hours, I meet interesting people, there is a whole danger element to my job and my friends think I am cool.
But why can't I get cool accounts, like Jay Z or Drake or J...
Crack dealers have probably been hit hardest in the recent recession. That, and the proliferation of cheap pharmaceuticals on the Internet.
"We can't give this stuff away anymore. People just aren't into smoking crack anymore. Why go to all the...
Police finally caught up to Mexico's most wanted criminal, Joaquín "El Cheapo" Guzmán, over the weekend. After a decade-long manhunt for the man dubbed the most penny-pinching drug lord south of the border, Guzman surrendered to Federalalis without a...
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