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Funny story: Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

SACRAMENTO - The state of California is going through one of the worst droughts in history. Meteorologists are predicting that it looks like years of dryness are in store for the Left Coast state. Lexington Waterbuck, a writer for American Spot...
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Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...
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Funny story: Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - Getting the jump on the increasingly hot temperatures that are bound to happen this summer, Governor Brown announced today he has won a federal grant to pay for the installation of fifty 300 foot electric fans across his drou...
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Funny story: Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...
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Funny story: Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

TULARE, calif. -- California is facing its worst draught in history. It is forcing farmers there to leave idle thousands of acres of fields in the state that supplies almost half of the nation's fruits and vegetables. It has also left 17 rural towns...
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Funny story: Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph. Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...
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Funny story: Crater Lake Emptied Out

Crater Lake Emptied Out

CRATER LAKE, OREGON - The U.S. National Park Service announced today that Crater Lake is officially empty of all water. Once known as the deepest lake in the U.S. and the 7th deepest lake in the world, Crater Lake is now the deepest empty lake in...
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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...
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Funny story: Drought restrictions in U.K !! Water chiefs taught lessons by Gambian Water Authority

Drought restrictions in U.K !! Water chiefs taught lessons by Gambian Water Authority

Recent water floods, hurricanes and deluges briefly put water into the country's reservoirs, but the drought warnings this morning mean hosepipe bans and shortage restrictions are back in force. At the headquarters of Wales Water in Y Borth, near Abe...
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Funny story: Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Fort Detrick, MD - According to scientist Dr. Orncay Olehay, a drought ready strain of corn has been developed that requires less water to grow. The recent devastating drought in the corn belt of the USA inspired this invention. The new corn prod...
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Funny story: Drought Scare Exposed - All Bollocks

Drought Scare Exposed - All Bollocks

Recent scare stories about the imminent arid conditions to affect Southern England may be false - according to Wiltshire plumber, Tommy Gripefuttock. "Hosepipe ban - fuck off", expostulates Tommy. Mr Gripefuttock explains thus - "The aquifers a...
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Funny story: Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

As England, Wales and Scotland were battered by wind and rain yesterday and today a weather expert warned that this could be the wettest drought on record. Many water authorities in the south east of England have imposed hosepipe bans as local wat...
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Funny story: Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Seven water companies yesterday announced plans for huge bins to collect hosepipes. The utility providers said that the bins - the largest ever used - will be placed in strategic locations throughout southern and eastern England. Residents in t...
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Funny story: Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

From London to Gainsborough, the south and east coasts of Britain have officially been labelled as Drought Stricken by the Met Office, after no rain fell there for three consecutive days. "We had a bit of snow a fortnight ago," said met office spo...
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Funny story: Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

College Station, Texas - This week is predicted to be the hottest week in Texas on record. While it would be a great thing normally to be considered hot, in a sexual way, it is not great to be living in one of the worst heat waves in twenty year...
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Funny story: Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers to form 'labour camps' across drought hit UK

Expectant mothers waiting to give birth are to be deployed at various drought hit locations across England in 'labour camps' to fully utilise the vital output of mother minge's waters breaking, according to reports. The unseasonably dry weather is...
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Funny story: Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

With the news that certain parts of Britain are to introduce hosepipe bans from tomorrow, with some parts being named 'Drought Areas' - a spokesman for North Wet Water has stated that Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs will not be affected. T...
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Funny story: Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Texas Governor Asks Texans to Pray for Rain

Galveston, TX: This past week, Governor Rick Perry of Texas made an official proclamation for days of prayer for rain in Texas. The proclamation states that due to the drought Texas has suffered for months on end and the high winds and hot climate...
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