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California EPA Endorses Beer Pee

Due to the ongoing water crisis in California, CalEPA has taken an unusual step in promoting the recycling of beer pee. They claim that the liquid may be classified as potable if certain conditions are met. They note that by the time three or more...

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Recycled Waste Water Solves Drought Problem

California Governor Jerry Brown ended the state of emergency conditions caused by the long drought that has ravaged the Golden State for years. Mr. Brown took credit for assembling a team of top tier scientists from Stanford and Berkeley who develope...

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Super El Nino On The Way

The world got a taste of this back in the late 1990s but this time it could be a lot worse with a severe drought in some areas and flooding in others. Add this to the worldwide sudden increase of earthquakes and it could take people's minds off el...

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Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

Funny story: Drought-Ravaged California To Hire An Apache Rainmaker

SACRAMENTO - The state of California is going through one of the worst droughts in history. Meteorologists are predicting that it looks like years of dryness are in store for the Left Coast state. Lexington Waterbuck, a writer for American Spot...

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U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...

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Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

Funny story: Colossal Electric Fans to be Installed Across California

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - Getting the jump on the increasingly hot temperatures that are bound to happen this summer, Governor Brown announced today he has won a federal grant to pay for the installation of fifty 300 foot electric fans across his drou...

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Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

Funny story: Beaver Corp of Engineers Enlisted in Drought Stricken West

CORVALLIS, OREGON - Scientists from Oregon State University has released information concerning a top-secret project funded by the U.S. Government. According to Dr. Hendick Harvikson, head of the 5-year project known as "B.W.E.E.D." (Beaver Wate...

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Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

Funny story: Can God, Rain Dancers Stop Dust Bowl In California?

TULARE, calif. -- California is facing its worst draught in history. It is forcing farmers there to leave idle thousands of acres of fields in the state that supplies almost half of the nation's fruits and vegetables. It has also left 17 rural towns...

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Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

Funny story: Cometoid Streaks Down California Highway 99

MODESTO, CALIFORNIA - CHP motorcycle officer, Doug Pascal, was on patrol on the side of Hwy. 99 Thursday, in the early morning hours, when his radar gun picked up a speeding object going 20,000 mph. Thinking about the value of the speeding ticket...

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Crater Lake Emptied Out

Funny story: Crater Lake Emptied Out

CRATER LAKE, OREGON - The U.S. National Park Service announced today that Crater Lake is officially empty of all water. Once known as the deepest lake in the U.S. and the 7th deepest lake in the world, Crater Lake is now the deepest empty lake in...

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San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...

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Drought restrictions in U.K !! Water chiefs taught lessons by Gambian Water Authority

Funny story: Drought restrictions in U.K !! Water chiefs taught lessons by Gambian Water Authority

Recent water floods, hurricanes and deluges briefly put water into the country's reservoirs, but the drought warnings this morning mean hosepipe bans and shortage restrictions are back in force. At the headquarters of Wales Water in Y Borth, near Abe...

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Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Funny story: Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Fort Detrick, MD - According to scientist Dr. Orncay Olehay, a drought ready strain of corn has been developed that requires less water to grow. The recent devastating drought in the corn belt of the USA inspired this invention. The new corn prod...

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Drought Scare Exposed - All Bollocks

Funny story: Drought Scare Exposed - All Bollocks

Recent scare stories about the imminent arid conditions to affect Southern England may be false - according to Wiltshire plumber, Tommy Gripefuttock. "Hosepipe ban - fuck off", expostulates Tommy. Mr Gripefuttock explains thus - "The aquifers a...

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Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

Funny story: Wettest Drought On Record Says Expert

As England, Wales and Scotland were battered by wind and rain yesterday and today a weather expert warned that this could be the wettest drought on record. Many water authorities in the south east of England have imposed hosepipe bans as local wat...

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Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Funny story: Water companies introduce hosepipe bins

Seven water companies yesterday announced plans for huge bins to collect hosepipes. The utility providers said that the bins - the largest ever used - will be placed in strategic locations throughout southern and eastern England. Residents in t...

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Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

Funny story: Drought! South-East England swelters under normal weather

From London to Gainsborough, the south and east coasts of Britain have officially been labelled as Drought Stricken by the Met Office, after no rain fell there for three consecutive days. "We had a bit of snow a fortnight ago," said met office spo...

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Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

Funny story: Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest

College Station, Texas - This week is predicted to be the hottest week in Texas on record. While it would be a great thing normally to be considered hot, in a sexual way, it is not great to be living in one of the worst heat waves in twenty year...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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