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Trump.com™ lawyer lobbies President for Navy Seal Black ops against Bitch who sent him an email

Funny story: Trump.com™ lawyer lobbies President for Navy Seal Black ops against Bitch who sent him an email

An outrageous attack from an unidentified terrorist who sent an unpatriotic email after 10pm will be dealt with a presidential order for a Navy Seal Black Ops strike. Worse this the unpatriotic terrorist is allegedly also harboring cats with unpaid...

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Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Funny story: Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...

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Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

Funny story: Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

What was claimed to be a U.S. made search and destroy drone was shot down by a SAM this morning. No casualties were reported. The drone "hit" was claimed by by Mustapha Badpun of the Doner Kebab staff. A spokesman for the Turkish kebab house told...

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Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

Funny story: Obummer: W. "under close surveillance"

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC - President Barack Obummer admitted that, although he has "no strategy" for dealing with the brutal army of thugs known as ISIS, who have, in addition to committing many other atrocities, decapitated two American journalists, h...

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Obama Drone Kills English Cup Cake Insurgent Mr. Kipling - Olde English Tea Rooms Are Legitimate Drone Targets

Funny story: Obama Drone Kills English Cup Cake Insurgent Mr. Kipling - Olde English Tea Rooms Are Legitimate Drone Targets

After the successful Drone missile attack on Cup Cake rebel leader Mr. Kipling, President Obama, acting on the outcome of a C.I.A investigation into subversionary English coffee bars has declared that old women having tea and cup cakes in "Tea Rooms"...

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Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

Funny story: Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...

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North Korea Reports Their Warship The NKS See Ya Soon Has Shot Down An African Drone

Funny story: North Korea Reports Their Warship The NKS See Ya Soon Has Shot Down An African Drone

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just revealed that the North Korean warship The NKS See Ya Soon has just shot down an African drone that was heading towards the North Korean capital of Pyongyang. The Rice Pad...

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U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...

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Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...

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A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

Funny story: A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sonya Anderstaff, 51, says that she was just enjoying her new found toy drone and swears that she had no intention of causing anyone any harm. But the Russian KGB is not buying her story. President Putin has informed the Swedis...

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Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Funny story: Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...

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North Korea to start drone testing, partners with Brookstone

Pyongyang, North Korea - Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un continues his threats towards the western world as North Korea has just announced it will begin drone testing for military use. In an undisclosed deal with US retailer Brookstone, North Korean plans...

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A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

Funny story: A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

DOVER, Delaware - Law enforcement officials in Dover have confirmed that a drone that crashed on Bradford Frissyfrock's Farm did in fact originate from outside the United States. Officer Ty Bolero, 43, with the Dover Police Department stated that...

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Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

Funny story: Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - Reports coming out of Costa Rica state that President Kiko Sombrero has just announced to the people of his country that Costa Rica has developed a super drone. The super drone nicknamed El Pajaro Grande (The Big Bird) is ro...

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An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

Funny story: An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm. Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...

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The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

Funny story: The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

PENSACOLA, Florida - The governor of Florida has just issued a Governor's Directive which mandates that all computers within the state will no longer be allowed to use the Ctrl-Alt-Delete computer feature. A spokesperson for the governor, P.K. "Ta...

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A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...

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Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Funny story: Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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