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Funny story: Obama Drone Kills English Cup Cake Insurgent Mr. Kipling - Olde English Tea Rooms Are Legitimate Drone Targets

Obama Drone Kills English Cup Cake Insurgent Mr. Kipling - Olde English Tea Rooms Are Legitimate Drone Targets

After the successful Drone missile attack on Cup Cake rebel leader Mr. Kipling, President Obama, acting on the outcome of a C.I.A investigation into subversionary English coffee bars has declared that old women having tea and cup cakes in "Tea Rooms"...
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Funny story: Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

Denmark Has Developed A Drone That It Says Can Carry A Greyhound Bus

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just let the world know that it has just developed a drone that is so powerful that it can actually carry a Greyhound Bus. Denmark's Prime Minister, the very attractive Helle Thorning-Schmidt unveile...
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Funny story: North Korea Reports Their Warship The NKS See Ya Soon Has Shot Down An African Drone

North Korea Reports Their Warship The NKS See Ya Soon Has Shot Down An African Drone

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency of North Korea has just revealed that the North Korean warship The NKS See Ya Soon has just shot down an African drone that was heading towards the North Korean capital of Pyongyang. The Rice Pad...
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Funny story: U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

U.S. Border Patrol Agents Shoot Down A Drone Transporting 200 Pounds of Marijuana

EL PASO - United States Border Patrol agents have reported that they've just shot down a drone that crossed over from Mexico into the United States. A spokesperson for the Border Patrol stated that the drone was truly a state of the art drone and...
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Funny story: Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

Science and Technolgy : 1 - FAA : 0

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC -- In dismissing a U. S. Federal Aviation Agency (FAA) lawsuit against a drone "pilot," a federal judge has, in effect, given the okay to the non-commercial aerial transportation of goods. "They have a right to fly the friendl...
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Funny story: A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

A Swedish Woman Flies A Drone Over Russia - President Putin Is Extremely Upset

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Sonya Anderstaff, 51, says that she was just enjoying her new found toy drone and swears that she had no intention of causing anyone any harm. But the Russian KGB is not buying her story. President Putin has informed the Swedis...
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Funny story: Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...
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Funny story: North Korea to start drone testing, partners with Brookstone

North Korea to start drone testing, partners with Brookstone

Pyongyang, North Korea - Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un continues his threats towards the western world as North Korea has just announced it will begin drone testing for military use. In an undisclosed deal with US retailer Brookstone, North Korean plans...
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Funny story: A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

A Scottish Drone Lands Outside of Dover, Delaware

DOVER, Delaware - Law enforcement officials in Dover have confirmed that a drone that crashed on Bradford Frissyfrock's Farm did in fact originate from outside the United States. Officer Ty Bolero, 43, with the Dover Police Department stated that...
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Funny story: Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

Costa Rica Has Developed A Super Drone

SAN JOSE, Costa Rica - Reports coming out of Costa Rica state that President Kiko Sombrero has just announced to the people of his country that Costa Rica has developed a super drone. The super drone nicknamed El Pajaro Grande (The Big Bird) is ro...
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Funny story: An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

An 88-Year-Old Great Grandmother Admits She Shot Down A Drone

ARKADELPHIA, Arkansas - Mildred P. Pettypicker, 88, has just admitted to the Arkadelphia Police Department that she shot a drone as it was flying over her and her husband, Elmer Ted's okra farm. Mildred told investigating officers that she shot it...
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Funny story: The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

The Reason Why Florida Has Banned The Computer Function, Ctrl-Alt-Delete

PENSACOLA, Florida - The governor of Florida has just issued a Governor's Directive which mandates that all computers within the state will no longer be allowed to use the Ctrl-Alt-Delete computer feature. A spokesperson for the governor, P.K. "Ta...
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Funny story: A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

A Delaware Woman Arrested For Flying A Drone Over The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kay Duffgrumble, 62, of Smyrna, Delaware went to Washington, D.C. to check out the various landmarks and she ended up in a heap of trouble as they say down in Mississippi. Mrs. Duffgrumble, who was divorced in March of this year...
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Funny story: Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Tweeter's drone nostalgia comes back to nip him badly

Sources close to Time's correspondent who tweeted a wish to report on Julian Assange being attacked by a drone have noted his wish back-fired badly. And literally. A massive attack occurred directly afterwards on the reporter's left and right...
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Funny story: Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying

Emergency Priests To Keep Dreamliners Flying

Chicago -- Boeing's jumbo jet of the future, the new 787 Dreamliner, will be flying with a 2000 year-old safety device starting next month. The jet plane maker plans to equip every 787 with a Catholic priest, assigned to pray that that the plane...
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Funny story: General "Jumpin' Jack" Bootheel on the Lam

General "Jumpin' Jack" Bootheel on the Lam

The Guard Dog is pleased to break the following story while at the same time nose-tighteningly aware of sensitivities implicating reporters. General Bootheel has disclosed a new key tool in the surveillance battle, taking metadata to new heights.
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Funny story: A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

A State-of-The-Art Drone Plane Mysteriously Crashes In The Middle of A Las Vegas Nudist Colony

LAS VEGAS - American Spotlight Magazine has reported that a U.S. unmanned drone plane has crashed in the Nevada desert. ASM reporter Fitzwater Ribicoff stated that the plane which had ID markings of DP-1793 mysteriously crashed landed in the middl...
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Funny story: A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona. Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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