RUB-A-DUB-DUBLIN, IRELAND, THE EMERALD ISLE -- Oil Can Mary's, a popular pub in Rub-a-Dub-Dublin's gay district, has been closed "until further notice," an act that has enraged the establishment's regular patrons.
"Two micks are killed, and I have...
Today at a fundraiser for President Obama something very unusual happened. The Mitt Romney tour bus began circling the event, honking its horn and tossing out campaign stickers to event participants.
One participant, long-time Democrat Megan Schin...
Shoppers in High Wycombe were shocked today as a viscious drive-by shouting was carried out in the town centre.
Mary Higginbotham, 58, suffered a heart palpitation when the shouting occurred at 9:37 this morning, opposite the Eden shopping centre.
Nassau, Bahamas - (Sod's Banker Mess): A former NatWest banker who once botched the Queen's Cuntts & Co Enron shares portfolio was shot in the back of the head in a classic drive-by shooting rampage this weekend.
The incident prompted an immed...
There is breaking news this morning out of Compton, California where police just arrested Hip Hop Harry, C-Funk, and Sponge Bob Squarepants for the drive-by shooting of Barney, the purple dinosaur loved dearly by millions of children nationwide.
Compton, CA - Barney, the lovable, iconic, purple dinosaur of the popular PBS television show loved the world over, has been assassinated.
Taking credit for the hit just hours ago was a group calling itself, "Two To The Head Club" led by the noto...
Chattanooga Shootshoot, Tennessee (IP) - The City's public relation specialist called our office to announce a milestone set in his beautiful water front city. A drive by shooting there became the One Millionth shooting this year.
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