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Funny story: Tea Partiers drink more Vodka than Tea - Polls suggest

Tea Partiers drink more Vodka than Tea - Polls suggest

A recent Gallup poll conducted over the last weekend seems to suggest that the Tea Party may consider changing its name. While the nation is coping with the shutdown and many families are struggling to find ways to put food and drinks on the table ma...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Bar Names A Drink After Her

Lindsay Lohan's Favorite Bar Names A Drink After Her

MARINA DEL REY - Lindsay Lohan has made it known in the past that out of all of the bars and lounges she has been in her very favorite one is The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey. Lindsay has been going there for the past three years and she ha...
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Funny story: New Yorkers draw line in the sand

New Yorkers draw line in the sand

New York NY - Police attempted to restore order today in Times Square amid a tumult of rioting fat people. Spokesperson Ms. Phat Derrierey explained why protest had turned to violence. "It's that ban an large sugary drinks. We all decided that e...
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Funny story: Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

Controversial Drug X-9 Yomide Being Removed From Popular Sports Drink

NEW YORK CITY - The Crocodile Sports Drink Company of Bedford-Stuyvesant, New York, has issued a statement saying it will soon be removing a highly controversial ingredient from its line of energy sports drinks. Sahara Sara Serpentulli, spokespers...
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Funny story: The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their list of The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012. Magazine Editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 88, pointed out that this year a total of 917,361 people responded to The Adult Beverage Magazine Rate The Drinks Survey. People from every state in the union participated in the survey. The Rate The Drinks Survey committee executive senior director Gen...
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Funny story: Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

Chiswick Back To Normal After Spoof Summit

The leafy London suburb of Chiswick was recovering on Friday night following a summit meeting of soi-disant Spoofers. While security authorities had been warned in advance, they failed to have the meeting banned and the 'writers' met as planned at...
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Funny story: Watched Kettle Boils

Watched Kettle Boils

Popular Scientist, Dr. Denver Colorado has been at it again and today proven that a watched kettle will actually boil. Denver, 43, from Cleethorpes University is an absolute Science boffin and loves solving things in the name of Science. I've often thought that this particular statement was a bit of old waffle but never done anything to try to prove it. I've always been a bit scared of ho...
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Funny story: The Court Orders...drinks all around!

The Court Orders...drinks all around!

The United States Supreme Court, now a subsidiary of Haliburton found a whole new meaning for the term judicial activism this weekend when supreme court chief justice Robots was spotted by Ew! entertainment news carousing poolside in Cabo. Drunk a...
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Funny story: The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks Of 2010

The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks Of 2010

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their annual list of The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks of The Year. Magazine editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 87, stated that this year Adult Beverage Magazine received survey forms from 13,832 readers from 49 states, with a total of 791 alcoholic drinks that they deemed to be the most unpopular. Brouhahaburger said that he and two of his assistant...
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Funny story: Bubble Up: BP Announces New Soft Drink!

Bubble Up: BP Announces New Soft Drink!

In what some sources are calling an effort to "make lemonade out of lemons," BP Oil announced today its entry into the soft drink market. "Bubble Up is a drink for all America," said the spokesperson. "It is not only good to drink, but its health...
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Funny story: Cadbury's Chocolate Cafes To Marmalise Opposition In High Street Wars

Cadbury's Chocolate Cafes To Marmalise Opposition In High Street Wars

When the American food giant Kraft took over Cadbury's, many traditionalists regarded the move as the end of an era, bemoaning the loss of a national institution on the cold hard altar of globalisation. But now those very same people are rejoicing...
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Funny story: Iron Brew sold out in UK

Iron Brew sold out in UK

The British fans of Iron Brew are up in arms at the news that there isn't a drop of their favourite drink to be found across the nation. Apparently some rich American fan's of Susan Boyle's ordered every last drop and are having it shipped over to...
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Funny story: To ban fizzy drinks or not to ban?

To ban fizzy drinks or not to ban?

The Assembly Health Committee is again considering the ban of all soft drinks in Los Angeles and perhaps all of the US. Not only for health reasons of childhood and adolescent obesity but to save the planet from the tons of CO2 released as the ca...
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Funny story: Have a Hard One on Me

Have a Hard One on Me

If you need something to stimulate your sexual drive you will no longer have to rely on the little blue pill that sounds like Vagina. Soft drink companies have gotten the go ahead from the FDA to promote a product under the line of "Hard Drink". The contents of the Hard Drink have minute amounts of the original sex stimulate and will "make a males member monstrous in minutes". The hype...
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Funny story: Larry King Energy Drink Now Available

Larry King Energy Drink Now Available

How does energetic Larry King keep going on and on with the wild theatrics on his show every week night? It's his own special energy drink, "King's Bing". "One shot of this stuff will make you ding dong!", states Larry in a commercial break from h...
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Funny story: Cola company about to get away with it

Cola company about to get away with it

Detroit, Michigan - Two men had an idea back in 1981 for bottling water. They shared it with a giant soda company who promptly stole it. Having sued and won over a billion dollars, due to the Phizz Cola Company not contesting it, the two are about...
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Funny story: Norfolk man attempting to sue major drinks companies

Norfolk man attempting to sue major drinks companies

After a night of excess Terry Spalding, 32, is launching a legal attack on four producers of alcoholic beverages for not listing the possible side effects that may occur when consuming their product. Mr Spalding, of Gumford near Kings Lynn, feels...
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Funny story: Scotland's other National Drink Stink

Scotland's other National Drink Stink

Everybody knows that Scotland's National Drink is whisky, but in Scotland there is a drink that is referred to as Scotland's other national drink a soft drink called Iron Bru. If you go anywhere in the world the top selling soft drink is cola but...
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Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US Government

Recent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!

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