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Health and safety investigating explosion at Manchester Food Festival

Funny story: Health and safety investigating explosion at Manchester Food Festival

The Manchester Food and Drink Festival was rocked by an explosion and fireball late last night sending revellers running for safety and leaving three people hurt and dozens more traumatised. Health and Safety officials have moved in to identify th...

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Amy Winehouse Found Dead In North London Flat

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Found Dead In North London Flat

Unconfirmed reports are filtering through that 27 year old diva, Amy Winehouse has been found dead in her North London flat. The Back To Black singer had a history of drug and alcohol problems. Amy had a fantastic future ahead of her, but she lived the punk dream and blew it. It was a tragic end for a potentially brilliant artiste; Rehab, and Valerie, becoming R&B classics, but drugs and...

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F.D.A. Declares Kool-Aid A Fruit In School Lunch Program

Funny story: F.D.A. Declares Kool-Aid A Fruit In School Lunch Program

Parents who look to their children's school lunches as a source of nutrition can now rest easy, knowing that their Federal Government (through the Food and Drug Administration) has declared Kool-Aid to be a fruit. The beverage will count as a full se...

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"The Chupacabra and Seven" Wins The 2010 Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest

Funny story: "The Chupacabra and Seven" Wins The 2010 Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest

LOBO, Texas - The small West Texas town of Lobo recently hosted The 29th Annual Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest & Frijoles Borachos Cookoff. The yearly event was held on Tumblin' Tumbleweed Day, which is celebrated on the third Saturday in...

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Fergie: I'm Going Nowhere!

Funny story: Fergie: I'm Going Nowhere!

An elderly gentleman was led from a Manchester bar late last night, shouting "I'm going nowhere, you hear me? Nowhere!" Passers by watched as the inebriated senior citizen was led to a waiting taxi. He frequently tried to escape his helpers and k...

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Father Ted's Craggy Island Budget

Funny story: Father Ted's Craggy Island Budget

Father Ted's budget is being done today on Craggy Island, the same day as that idiot Alastair Dullthing, who recently finished last in a Father Ted lookalike contest makes his budget on Bankrupt Island. The two main things Father Ted is got to budget...

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Currant Football Headlines: Brazil Unveils Wonder Boy

Funny story: Currant Football Headlines: Brazil Unveils Wonder Boy

It is generally accepted that Brazil has the lion's share of outstanding football talent. With Pele, Ronaldo (the original, not the Portugese Thai lady-boy) and Ronaldinho not to mention Robinho and the various newcomers to the scene, talent has n...

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Entire Scottish nation emigrates to Ireland

Funny story: Entire Scottish nation emigrates to Ireland

As news that Scotland was planning to bring in a minimum price on alcoholic drinks, towns and cities in that part of the world emptied within hours, as millions of Scots headed to Ireland for what one emigre - Sir Robert C Nesbitt - called 'somewhere...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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