Portland. A local man, Carl Schlipty, a faucet hinge cleaner, turned himself into to police custody recently after experiencing several "unsettling" dreams involving tornadoes.
"I was afraid I'd be a danger to myself and to others. I just couldn...
HOUSTON - Bill Gates is one of the richest men in the world with a net worth estimated to be around $67 billion.
He recently talked to a NASA official and said that he has always dreamed of being the first person to set foot on the planet Mars.
Dear Dream Diarist.
I had a strange dream last night. I was at work in the office and they had installed three televisions around the office so we could see the latest news as it happened. Each television could be controlled by any of the remotes. From my desk we could see the receptionist and the TV near her. I was with a female co-worker and we were having a big giggle as my co-worker would k...
A Colchester man has issued complaints of a bad dream.
The man - who refused to be named - said he could not remember the details but he awoke with a very strange feeling.
He added at one point he was filling out forms.
He is now demanding a...
After 11 long years of research, scientists finally announced today that people who didn't pay attention to what they were doing, such as daydreamers, neurotics, drunkards, those high ON DRUGS, and people using iPods were 5 times more likely to be pl...
President Obama today told the United States Of America that he has a dream.
Lots of people have dreams, nothing unusual in that, but Mr Obama has a special dream, apparently. Based on the speech by the late Rev Martin Luther King, Obama alleged t...
'People of wherever the heck I am today, I have a dream, that one day Europeans will care what Americans think and will stop milking them for money, I have a dream! Two world wars in Europe which had nothing to do with America, the Cold War in Europe that had nothing to do with America, and yet Americans sent billions of dollars and sent thousands of troops to Europe, and got nothing in return. On...
Here is the President's speech, made at the Alhambra Lincoln roadhouse in Washington DC:
'I have a dream, brothers and sisters, and Klansmen, I have - uhm mmm, baby - a dream that one day Bushes and Obamas can stand together, and make phoney speeches about things they know nothing about. I have a dream!'
And as an old lady burst into applause at this, he continued in a Messianic Luther King...
New rules are to be introduced to football to endorse fair play. FIFA drafted an idea based on a dream.
Last night, President Bush, fell asleep while watching 'The Three Stooges,' and had a dream concerning he and God that may just change the course of American history. George recounts the dream:...
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"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!". So begins the terrifying commercial for Phillip's groundbreaking nightmare inducing dream machine. The commercial itself has been banned from over 300 stations nationwide because of the sheer unbridled ter...
I dreamt last night that I found this marvelous website that would take my writing submissions and over time I would develop a following of webbies that would seek my brand of humor and become an audience for my "voice."
In my dream I wrote a couple of pieces that were not by best stuff, but I was tired, it was Christmas, and I knew that if I built it they would come.
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