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Funny story: Wall Street Journal acting like Dow's record high and Chavez's death somehow related

Wall Street Journal acting like Dow's record high and Chavez's death somehow related

NEW YORK, NY--With their banner headline, "CHAVEZ DEAD; DOW HITS NEW HIGH", the Wall Street Journal seemed to be implying that the death of Venezuela's controversial president and the stock market index's milestone high were connected events, rea...
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Funny story: Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

(New York-NY) The universe officially ended today, but in a surprising reaction the Dow Jones average rose fifty-percent. Its highest gain in, since time no longer exists those details were unavailable as of this writing. The fifty-percent gain p...
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Funny story: Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Elder statesman McCain and his Christian Fundie running mate Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of being the Anti- Christ who is ushering in the end times and the Battle of Armageddon. The evidence offered by the Republicans was the 666 points the...
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Funny story: Shares in Sharing Drop

Shares in Sharing Drop

The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.
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Funny story: Stock Markets behave in an irrational manner

Stock Markets behave in an irrational manner

New York - Frantic trading began today on news that the American Mortgage market was about to collapse. The Dow Jones average went below zero for the first time since trading began as many stock marketeers began to sell shares in finance companies in...
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Funny story: Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

Google Outbids Microsoft for Dow Jones

In what is perhaps the most astonishing bidding war in corporate history, Google today offered $10 billion for Dow Jones & Company, topping a $7.5 billion bid from Microsoft and earlier bids from Virgin and News Corp...
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Funny story: Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Microsoft Joins Bidding War for Dow Jones

Minutes after Virgin announced a $6 billion bid for Dow Jones, Microsoft jumped into the fray with a $7.5 billion bid.
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Funny story: Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Outbids News Corp. for Dow Jones

Virgin Media started a bidding war for Dow Jones today by offering $6 billion for the company, $1 billion more than previously offered by News Corporation.
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