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Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

Funny story: Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla. "He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares". Cant...

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Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

Funny story: Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

County superstar Dolly Parton is no fan of Justin Bieber and thinks he makes the rednecks back in the Ozarks look like Ralph Lauren Models. "What is up with this kid and his parents?" an exasperated Parton said after a recent concert in Nashville.

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Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

Funny story: Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...

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Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

Funny story: Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Social scientists at the University of Birmingham, have found out new information in the field of 'Douchebaggery'. The report entitled, How All Douchebags and Bitches Are Actually On Symbiotic Being, states that most douchebags...

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Apple Fans In Shock After Learning Colloquial Meaning of 'Douchebag'

LOS ANGELES - Steve Jobs, and his followers were shocked today after learning the meaning of douchebag. Douchebag, pronounced doosh-baag, is an insult dating from 2004. However, many Apple fans thought that it meant cool, when applied to their gad...

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Rumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"

Funny story: Rumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA: Apple is planning a major media event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco on Tuesday Jan. 26, 2010, to announce the launch of a major product. Speculation is rife in media outlets as to the nature of...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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