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Funny story: Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

Eric Cantor: "Godzilla Scares Me"

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor told Hollywood Beat Magazine that he is indeed scared of Godzilla. "He really frightens me" a subdued Cantor told reporter Holly Sue Robbins "After I saw Godzilla VS. Space Godzilla, I have nightmares". Cant...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

Dolly Parton: Are you sure Justin Bieber is not from Alabama?

County superstar Dolly Parton is no fan of Justin Bieber and thinks he makes the rednecks back in the Ozarks look like Ralph Lauren Models. "What is up with this kid and his parents?" an exasperated Parton said after a recent concert in Nashville.
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Funny story: Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

Poll reveals 63% of nation's douchebags offended by the term "douchebag"

According to a CNN/USA Today poll, 63 percent of surveyed douchebags hold a negative connotation to the term "douchebag". "I find that the term is outdated, and needs a change as it no longer captures the essence of what makes our people unique" says...
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Funny story: Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

Report: Asshole Guy Is Actually a Shapeshifter, Turns Into Other Asshole Guy

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Social scientists at the University of Birmingham, have found out new information in the field of 'Douchebaggery'. The report entitled, How All Douchebags and Bitches Are Actually On Symbiotic Being, states that most douchebags...
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Funny story: Apple Fans In Shock After Learning Colloquial Meaning of 'Douchebag'

Apple Fans In Shock After Learning Colloquial Meaning of 'Douchebag'

LOS ANGELES - Steve Jobs, and his followers were shocked today after learning the meaning of douchebag. Douchebag, pronounced doosh-baag, is an insult dating from 2004. However, many Apple fans thought that it meant cool, when applied to their gad...
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Funny story: Rumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"

Rumours abound that Apple to announce launch of new product "iDouche"

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA: Apple is planning a major media event at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco on Tuesday Jan. 26, 2010, to announce the launch of a major product. Speculation is rife in media outlets as to the nature of...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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