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Funny story:  Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
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Funny story:  A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor. According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...
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Funny story:  Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

If you had plans to purchase the new biodegradable, eco-friendly, jackboot dreadlock wearing Barbie in time for Christmas, forget about it. The newest incarnation of Barbie, produced using recycled plastic in a sensible size 7 body type, was blocked...
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Funny story:  The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly re...
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Funny story:  Red headed Rebekah doll to be released

Red headed Rebekah doll to be released

A flame haired Rebekah doll is set to be released soon and should be in the shops in time for Christmas. The striking new Rebekah doll has been described by Rupert Nonce, who runs the popular 'Barbie World' website, as "a cross between Medusa and...
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Funny story:  The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...
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Funny story:  Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida. "We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the...
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Funny story:  Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

LAREDO, Texas - Agents of The United States Border Patrol stationed in Laredo have just confiscated what they are calling one of the largest counterfeit smuggling rings of all time. Border Patrol Director Aspinwall L. Tiffinmiffin, 53, stated that...
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Funny story:  Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

An original star wars figure has sold at auction for a record £50,000. It is believed to be one of the first figures ever made and has been in a private collection for over 20 years. The figure was a gold C3PO figure, and had been considered the...
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Funny story:  New Barbies Announced!

New Barbies Announced!

A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot. "I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).
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Funny story:  The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes...
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Funny story:  The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men

The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll Is Destined To Be This Year's #1 Christmas Gift For Men

CHICAGO - One of America's leading toy manufacturers, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just announced that they are stepping up production 24/7 on their Monica Mint Inflatable Doll. A spokesperson for Hasbroken, Ava F. Bongbuffer, stated that they t...
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Funny story:  Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

A multi-national toy manufacturer who most recently came under media scrutiny for selling lead-covered baby toys, will again try to fill its coffers with a controversial toy when they release Growing Up Skipper. 1975's original Growing Up Skipper...
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Funny story:  The Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll Is The #1 Seller In America

The Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll Is The #1 Seller In America

REDONDO BEACH, California - The Hasbroken Toy Company, with West Coast offices in Redondo Beach, has just informed the toy media that their brand new Anna Chapman Russian Spy Action Figure Doll has gone to #1 in American sales. The doll which reta...
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Funny story:  Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

Mattel & Apple team up to make "iBarbie"

Apple CEO, Steve Jobs, released an official statement today, confirming the release of iBarbie, Apple's newest product. It will 'hopefully make Mattel look like they make good products again' and 'will not poison children with lead inhalation dangers...
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Funny story:  The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll Is Flying Off The Shelves

The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll Is Flying Off The Shelves

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company is reporting that their latest toy, The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll is literally flying off the department store shelves. Wal-Mart says that they ordered 9 million of the dolls and they s...
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Funny story:  Doll Manufacturer Adds New "Tickle Me Massa" Doll to 2010 Line

Doll Manufacturer Adds New "Tickle Me Massa" Doll to 2010 Line

The proud folks that have brought the world such doll world stalwarts as Jihad Barbie, Suicide Ken and the Cabbage Patch Terrorists announced from their headquarters in El Segundo California the roll out of a new product which its board of directors...
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SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that the
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