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Funny story: Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

Walmart Removes All Of Its Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Dolls From Its Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - The world's biggest retail chain has just announced that due to a public outcry, it will be removing every Miley Cyrus Action Figure Twerking Doll from its shelves. Walmart spokesperson Kimberley Silverlace stated that the...
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Funny story: The Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

The Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbrother Toy Company has just announced that all of the Sofia Vergara Bobblehead Dolls that have been sent to retail stores in the USA are being recalled. A spokesperson for the toy manufacturing company stated that the dolls are b...
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Funny story: Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...
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Funny story: The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

The Weiner Action Figure Dolls Are All Being Recalled

CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has just issued an immediate recall on all of the Anthony Weiner Action Figure Dolls. According to company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake the dolls were shipped out minus the pants. Miss Lovecake state...
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Funny story: Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

Latest craze to hit the shelves: boy toys -- for girls!

It took four years and millions of dollars to learn what girls want. Now that they've figured it out, "it's a snap," Neil Jacobsen, the company's CEO says. Before the research was completed, top toy makers offered girls the same toys they sold boy...
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Funny story: Nude Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

Nude Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls Are Being Recalled

CHICAGO - In what is being billed as one of the biggest retail mistakes in the history of the retailing business, millions of Britney Spears Bobblehead Dolls are being recalled. Three of the nation's largest retail stores, the Dilly Dally Retail S...
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Funny story: Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

Fox Moving Into The Education-Oriented Cartoon World

NEW YORK CITY - In a move that top executives said should have been done years ago, Fox Television has decided to move into the educational realm of cartoon shows. Television Director of Cartooning Panola "Kitty" Frinkfoyer, 43, has issued a direc...
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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

A List of The 10 Worst Christmas Toys For 2012

The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers. According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

Charlie Sheen's Heidi Montag Blow Up Inflatable Doll Mysteriously Blows Up!

SHERMAN OAKS - Police were recently called to the Mulholland Estates Mansion of actor Charlie Sheen after reports of some kind of explosion was called in by a neighbor. According to Sherman Oaks Police, a call was received at police headquarters f...
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Funny story: Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

Politcally Correct "PC" Barbie shipment blocked at port won't be here in time for Christmas

If you had plans to purchase the new biodegradable, eco-friendly, jackboot dreadlock wearing Barbie in time for Christmas, forget about it. The newest incarnation of Barbie, produced using recycled plastic in a sensible size 7 body type, was blocked...
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Funny story: The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly re...
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Funny story: Red headed Rebekah doll to be released

Red headed Rebekah doll to be released

A flame haired Rebekah doll is set to be released soon and should be in the shops in time for Christmas. The striking new Rebekah doll has been described by Rupert Nonce, who runs the popular 'Barbie World' website, as "a cross between Medusa and...
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Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...
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Funny story: Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

Man Caught Masterbating With Barbie-Type Doll In Toy Department Of Wally World

A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida. "We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the...
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Funny story: Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

Laredo Border Patrol Agents Confiscate 2 Million Nude Counterfeit Vampire Dairies Action Figure Dolls

LAREDO, Texas - Agents of The United States Border Patrol stationed in Laredo have just confiscated what they are calling one of the largest counterfeit smuggling rings of all time. Border Patrol Director Aspinwall L. Tiffinmiffin, 53, stated that...
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Funny story: Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

Original Star Wars Figure sells for record £50,000

An original star wars figure has sold at auction for a record £50,000. It is believed to be one of the first figures ever made and has been in a private collection for over 20 years. The figure was a gold C3PO figure, and had been considered the...
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Funny story: New Barbies Announced!

New Barbies Announced!

A New Series of Barbies were announced today at the National Toy Convention. The new Barbies are Gothic Barbie, and Barbie Smokes alot. "I believe these new Barbies will make alot of money" says the ghost of Ruth Handler (founder of the Barbie).
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Funny story: The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

The Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll Has Been Banned In Italy, Iraq, and Iowa

LONDON - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that world wide sales of its brand new Jennifer Thompson Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Hasbroken spokesperson Lionel Drawbridge stated that the doll is really selling like hot cakes...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

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