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College Student Kicked Out for Not Being Black Enough

Funny story: College Student Kicked Out for Not Being Black Enough

New York City, NY - A student was kicked out of his college this week for not being black enough. The former student checked the "Black" box on his college application and was counted as a minority when he was accepted. Once enrolled, the administra...

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Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Funny story: Fast Food restaurants ban "Healthy" looking people

Only in Trumps America would such a move be considered in keeping with current equality laws. After recent pressure from 'large' groups of eatavists, several fast food restaurant chains have given in and applied a nationwide ban on healthy peopl...

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Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

Funny story: Is Melania Even In The Same Bed As Donald Trump?

In Pennsylvania yesterday Melania Trump, the wife of GOP candidate Donald Trump, gave a speech which said, in part, "America has become "too mean and too rough," and that as first lady she would attempt to correct this national defect. This promp...

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"Left-handers should conform" Spouts Germaine Greer

Funny story: "Left-handers should conform" Spouts Germaine Greer

The haggard, Aussie feminist, Germaine Greer, has hit out over the liberal attitude of so call "leftie liberals" in her latest vitriolic column in the so-called hi-brow press. Speaking in the Guardian, Greer asked: "Why do some people choose to be...

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Krusty Kremepie was "just klowning around" with KKK kampaign

Funny story: Krusty Kremepie was "just klowning around" with KKK kampaign

Krusty Kremepie Klub spells "KKK." It also spells BIG TROUBLE for the doughnuts franchise. A Krusty Kremepie location in the United Kingdom (aka Great Britain, aka the British Isles, aka England) has halted a "promotion" for its Krusty Kremepie...

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Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

Funny story: Kool-Aid Man Banned from All Stadium Events!

In a move that no one has prepared for, the Kool-Aid Man has been banned from all stadium events, especially football and hockey events, across North America and the UK effective immediately. In a press release, event organizers cited concerns over p...

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Department of Political Correctness unveils new euphemisms

Funny story: Department of Political Correctness unveils new euphemisms

The Department of Political Correctness unveiled its new set of 2014-2015 euphemisms today at a press conference in New York after the old euphemisms acquired the same negative connotations as the original phrases. "We believe that these new euphe...

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Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Funny story: Wealthy Man replaces his Sexist and Racist Thoughts with Clones to silence Critics

Dateline: NEW YORK--Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions. "I realized the essence of the problem...

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Super Class Action Lawsuit Lands in Washington DC District Court

Funny story: Super Class Action Lawsuit Lands in Washington DC District Court

Washington DC (STT News) - A class action lawsuit was filed today in US District Court in what is being described as an attempt to 'Level the superhero playing field for all creatures of legend and lore'. The lawsuit is being led by Mothman, who...

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HUD to order neighborhood busing

Under the Obama administration, the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) plans to "track diversity" in America's neighborhoods; if a community appears to the feds to discriminate, its residents will be bussed to other locations to make r...

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Blue Man Group Complains of Discrimination

Members of the Blue Man Group of entertainers filed a discrimination lawsuit in federal court today, naming several defendants. While the exact allegations are sealed, one member of the Blue Man Group who requested anonymity said that management...

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Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

Funny story: Man With No Arms and Legs Sues Theme Park For Kicking Him Off Ride

ANAHEIM, CA (AP) - David Lochner looks through some pictures pointing out ones where he's playing second base and being used as a Frisbee. Unfortunately, he has no hands so no one can tell what he's referring to... The father of two from Aurora, C...

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Scouts to only accept blue eyed blond youth of Aryan descent!

The Super Scouts of USA in a late night meeting yesterday voted to only accept new members who have blue eyes and blond hair. Current members who are not of this description will be asked to turn in their uniforms, merit badges, and to never give the...

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NAAGP Protest no Green Kids Playing the Grinch in South Dakota School

Funny story: NAAGP Protest no Green Kids Playing the Grinch in South Dakota School

The National Association for the Advancement of Green People (NAAGP) has started protesting outside a Minot, North Dakota elementary school over the fact the school's Christmas play Grinch has never been played by a green kid. The elementary schoo...

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Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Funny story: Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...

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Blue people demand to be treated as equals

Funny story: Blue people demand to be treated as equals

Blues United For Freedom (BUFF) have approached the British government and demanded that they no longer be treated as second class citizens in the UK. "We're people too!" exclaimed BUFF's spokesperson, Papa Smurf. "We are fed up of being excluded...

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Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

Funny story: Equality watchdog claims Aussies are victims of discrimination

The National Institute for Pointless Comparisons of Assorted Populations (NIPCAP) has released a report comparing the incomes of Australians and Germans living in London. The shocking results show that native German inhabitants of the city earn almos...

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Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination

Funny story: Cheryl Cole to Sue Fox for Racial Discrimination

Having been dumped from the judging panel of X-Factor USA because of her accent, Cheryl Cole has instructed her legal team to pursue litigation against the Fox TV network. Any case will hinge on whether it can be proven that Geordie can be classed...

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