I well remember a holiday that I spent with my family in Cornwall when I was a boy. Oh, those glorious summer days when the whole of my body was covered in soft downy hair and I knew that I would grow up to be rich, or famous, or both.
About half-way through the holiday, Sally and myself went for a walk along the cliff tops. After an hour we stopped and sat on the grass, and gazed across the se...
A Surrey nobleman had a disappointing night out during his first weekend visit to Manchester.
Knight of the Realm Sir Alfred Prufrock ended up on the pavement outside the Toffzarowt Night Club.
Sir Alfred went in all dressed up in his fancy ge...
Donna Summer's debut smash hit record 'Love To Love You Baby' went viral on the internet yesterday, as the dearly departed diva's fans searched for the song that was initially banned by radio stations around the world - including the BBC, back in 197...
A leafy west London suburb was recovering after another night of violence today.
Riot police had a long night trying to bring order to Chiswick after angry revellers went berserk after a golf club disco.
The trouble apparently began at Wyke Gre...
According to music industry sources, pop singer Ke$ha is teaming up with Satan to produce what insiders predict will be the most annoying pop single in history.
The song is said to be so insidious and that most people who've heard it have already...
"The incident happened during a 30th birthday party in a Dublin nightclub. People were just dancing away when a kangaroo appeared on the dancefloor! A guy started dancing with the marsupial and put his hand down it's pouch but an altercation broke ou...
A local New Jersey man, 43y.o Garth Rodgers said to have "hit the disco clubs" last night was left in shock when he entered a local club.
"I could not believe what i saw! Almost every woman had a mini skirt and a tight top. You could almost see t...
WASHINGTON DC--The White House Press Office today confirmed that the one-lane bowling alley where the President bowled like he was in the Special Olympics will be converted to a discotheque with a bar, DJ booth and "dyno-mite" lighting effects.
Seb Coe, the Olympic medal winning athlete has launched a brand new business venture, Seb Coe's 1980's Disco.
In a venture aimed at increasing funding for the Olympics in 2012, and Tony Blair's attempts at being Britain's Tiddly Wink's champion, t...
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