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Hillary Clinton allegedly operated whorehouse

WHITEWASHINGton, DC - Arch-feminist and champion of women's lib, Hillary Clinton allegedly operated as a madame during her tenure as Secretary of State, operating a house of ill repute for high-ranking members of the president's cabinet. "It is uncer...

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Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Funny story: Isle of Wight Citizens given Diplomatic Immunity

Following a debate that ran into the early hours of this morning, the Isle of Wight Council has narrowly voted in favour of granting all residents of the Island diplomatic immunity. The surprise move comes after a recent report by the Association of...

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Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Funny story: Kate Middleton To Receive Diplomacy Training

Royal bride-to-be Kate Middleton is to be given training in diplomacy by a veteran advisor. Her mentor will be Sir David Manning, who advises Princes William and Harry and who was Tony Blair's key foreign policy adviser during the approach to the...

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Tories up Yankee's Arse

Latest Wikleaks disclosures have finally solved the mystery of Britain 'special relationship' with America. David Cameron, before the election, assured the U.S. President, known in his real guise as the Head of the CIA, that a Tory Britain would b...

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Wikileaks Posts Secret Hot-or-Not Ratings of World Leaders

Funny story: Wikileaks Posts Secret Hot-or-Not Ratings of World Leaders

WASHINGTON - "Angela Merkel is risk-averse and rarely creative, but get her in a strapless evening gown and she's the Bavarian Alps! And I bet she's a cougar, ready to pounce. Give her a nine." So states one of countless U.S. diplomatic cables tha...

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Diplomacy for Beginners

'Mr Cameron, we have to advise you that in diplomacy you never say what you think. You have, at the most extreme, to imply a tentative point of view.' 'That's all changed now'. 'Of course, you are right. You always are.' 'I don't mean I'm always right. I just like plain. straightforward speaking that doesn't beat about the bush and get tied in knots not saying anything relevant.' 'Of c...

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British Diplomat Quits Russia In Porno Vid Scandal

Funny story: British Diplomat Quits Russia In Porno Vid Scandal

A British diplomat has been forced to quit Russia following the posting of a seedy home made porno video on the internet. Earl Grey was the Deputy Deputy to the Deputy Consular Deputy in Ekaterinaberg, a prosperous mining city deep inside Russia.

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Robespierre Praises American Culture

Funny story: Robespierre Praises American Culture

DaRtagnan Robespeirre Prime Minister of the New ascerbic state of KaNeF has gone on record for the second time since his nations inception...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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