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Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Funny story: Blame it on the size of the plate - but don't try this at home

Well, I'm happy to say that drinking is under control in our household. When I say it's under control, I mean we drink under controlled conditions. And that control, as those of you who've read my previous article know, is the size of the drinking receptacle. I provide the link at the end of this article for those who missed the previous one so that you can also get your drinking under control. An...

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Scientists breed extremely tiny ant-like "nano pigs"

Funny story: Scientists breed extremely tiny ant-like "nano pigs"

Miniature "nano pigs" have been bred by the Ministry of Agriculture. The pigs, smaller than ants are exactly like large white porkers, but a hundred times smaller. They can be kept in a matchbox until required and then fattened up to full size w...

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Sharon Osbourne Fires Both Barrels At Justin Bieber

Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Fires Both Barrels At Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back her feelings and she recently let them be known when the subject of Justin Bieber came up. The wife of Rock and Roll's Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, had just finished her dinner at B...

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Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Funny story: Ivanovic is largely horse meat, claims Suarez

Sometimes footballer Luis Suarez has refreshed public concern regarding the quality of imported meat in the UK by claiming that that Branislav Ivanovic is at least 30% horse meat. The Liverpool striker, who faced criticism this week for giving the...

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Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

Funny story: Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

The Prime Minister has announced that the £50,000 per head price being charged to have dinner with him at 'Number 10' is to be reduced to just £20,000. The decision to significantly reduce the dinner prices follows adverse publicity over the weeke...

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A Turkey of a Holiday

Funny story: A Turkey of a Holiday

In a stunning development yesterday, President Barack Obama has declined to grant clemency to Tom Turkey. The White House press secretary read a written statement which said in part, "I know this decision is going to make me unpopular, but there sim...

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George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

Funny story: George Clooney Admits To Putting The Stunningly Sexy Stacy Keibler In Some Intimate Wrestling Holds

BEVERLY HILLS - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, the gorgeously sexy former WWE wrestler, were seen having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. An employee of the popular restaurant stated that the two sat at an is...

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Curry Night At Lord's Turns Into Ordeal Of Terror

Funny story: Curry Night At Lord's Turns Into Ordeal Of Terror

What began as a congenial night out with her husband and friends turned into a night of terror for a West London woman yesterday. Mrs Pandora Longleg, of Notting Hill, was attending a curry evening in the Members' Pavilion at Lord's, the cricket H...

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Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus Caught In A Scandalous Snuggle At A Barbecue Bar & Grill In Shreveport

Funny story: Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus Caught In A Scandalous Snuggle At A Barbecue Bar & Grill In Shreveport

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - One of the most famous mothers in The Land of The Free and The Home of The Brave, Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus the father of one of the most famous teenagers in the history of teenagers, (Miley Cyrus) were recently spotte...

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Christmas: Gone In Sixty Seconds

Funny story: Christmas: Gone In Sixty Seconds

Christmas was upon us, and was gone. Just like that. Snap of the finger quick! So says Joyce Merryweather, mother of two and home-maker to eight faux-family members. "We waited in, for over three weeks, waiting for the day. We sat watching adve...

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Cannibal Cafe Lunch Special: Macaroni and CheeseHeads

Funny story: Cannibal Cafe Lunch Special: Macaroni and CheeseHeads

Welcome to the scenic island of Golli Golli. The staff and management of the Cannibal Cafe, located inside of the Golli Golli Comfort Suite Hotel, hopes that you enjoy your stay in our tropical paradise. Today's lunch special will feature an American dish, Macaroni and CheeseHeads. Our unique take on this traditional food features home made pasta cooked with a sauce made of the finest Wiscons...

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Hillary's Baghdad lunch menu

Funny story: Hillary's Baghdad lunch menu

Here is the menu from Hillary Clinton's lunch in Baghdad: Entree Sheep's eyeballs roasted with parsley, thyme and rosemary's chopped-off hand Cockroach falafel Pureed goat's droppings in a dressing of balsamic vinegar, wrapped in poison ivy leaves Main course Frog's spare ribs wrapped in a deep-fried empty Red Crescent food parcel Bits of sheep, peppered with shrapnel Bits of Iraqi...

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