Police are investigating the daring raid of an ATM, completely emptying it. The thieves, dubbed the Manchester Moles, dug a five hundred foot tunnel from an embankment to the shopping centre ATM; working only between midnight and five in the morning...
The oldest Gold Miner in Britain Jack O'Grady has died at age 99, instantly making Heather Mills as the only known heir to his priceless gold mine.
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