I, rfreed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. I realize that this is a little late in the campaign season to be announcing this, but dictators don't worry about such things. We know that as dictators, we can manipulate things in our favor. In this case I have wisely waited until the other two candidates have successfully eliminated all others in their party...
Lord John Chief, Tyrannical leader of the North African country of Megalomania has disappeared after being tweeted about by his close associate. In an accidental and bloodless coup, it seems that embarrassment has succeeded where covert operations fa...
Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...
The Health and Safty Executive (HSE) have issued a directive regarding the body storage of Colonel Gaddafi, the former Libyan dictator.
In a directive issued to Libya's National Transitional Council, the HSE's representative in the region, Mustaph...
BRUSSELS, Belgium--Just as orders for the white Ford Bronco skyrocketed after O.J. Simpson tried to flee the police in 1994, yet another raging lunatic has driven up the sales of a vehicle.
Footage of the Toyota 4x4 went viral this week as Libyan...
It has been revealed today in the discovery of papers following the accidental murder of Colonel Gaddafi of Libya, that he wasn't in fact president of Libya at all, and has been spending the past 42 years fooling people.
Speaking from Algeria, whe...
YUMA, Arizona - GOP political pundit Ann Coulter was in Yuma speaking before a gathering of The Elderly GOPettes For a United Country (EGFUC).
She talked about the fact that she really wasn't quite sure yet which of the two female candidates she d...
This is a piece I have written for a certain African tyrant who will be easily recognised by the perceptive reader. This is no spoof. It is a heartfelt piece.
Some of the content might be disturbing for the more sensitive or less bloodthirsty reader, so be warned. It was never my intention when I penned these words to cause offence or to upset anyone. What I did want to do was to give expressi...
LSE, London: Strange things have been happening recently, the great and good, the chattering classes, have all decided en masse, that after 42 years, Colonel Gaddafi is a Dictator that should be sent to Coventry!
In October 2009 at the governing...
In a surprise move announced today, Colonel Gadaffi said he was throwing in the towel - or at least that bright orange thing he sometimes wears on his head - and is accepting the job offered to him by Lord Coe to become manager of the Dockland's Ligh...
CBS has announced that it is in negotiations with former heads of state Ben Ali of Tunisia and Hosni Mubarak of Egypt to take over for Charlie Sheen in the hit comedy series "2 and a Half Men".
Creator of the show, Chuck Lorre said that the talk...
In a long awaited press conference Gordon Brown, our beloved leader and saviour of mankind today announced New Labour's Plans for a fourth glorious term in office.
In his speech he harked back to Labour's initial victory in 1997 by quoting from th...
After threatening to walk out of climate negotiations, African dictators are back on board after US President Barack Obama put a new offer on the table.
'The offer of $100 billion to help African nations address their urgent climate-related needs...
Recently revealed TRUTHS about many recent Dictators having only one BOLLOCK have been scientifically proven. The fact that they only had uno/eins/one cohone, led them to their dastardly deeds and turned them into the evil bastards that they were.
Chavez of Venezuela, Amadinejad of Iran and now Assad of Syria are all lining up for a tete a tete with America's first black and blue president.
Obama, who has become so lonely since no Republican will give him the time of day from their diamond...
Today Channel Bore announced it was axing 'Big Brother', and replacing it with 'Big Dictator'.
Director of programmes, Sir Vanessa Thortlehurst, said: 'Yes, 'Big Brother' was about as interesting as watching Gordon Brown make another slimy speech.
WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview with ABC's Barbra Walters, George W. Bush heaped praise upon Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe, hailing him as the true definition of a tyrant.
According to Parade Magazine, there are more than 70 dictators in this world and each year they have a top 20 list (similar to TheSpoof.com's top 15 writer's board) that chan...