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Funny story: The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

The real reason Diane Abbott "Misspoke"

Having "misspoke" about the cost of Labour's pledge to provide 10,000 extra police officers for England and Wales, Shadow home secretary Diane Abbott has exclusively revealed that the true reason for the gaff, was due to the formulation of a new poli...
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Funny story: Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Diane Abbott filmed with mystery object on the Antiques Roadshow

Mystery solved, professed a grateful Diane Abbot after an Antiques Roadshow expert revealed that the 'strange' object she had taken along was an abacus. The rustic framework and collection of counters were identified as being a vintage counting fr...
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Funny story: Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...
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Funny story: Diane Abbott told off for 'Divide and Ruler' comments

Diane Abbott told off for 'Divide and Ruler' comments

A school teacher came forward today to claim that Diane Abbott made a controversial remark when he was her school teacher. Alf Starling, now a retired headmaster, used to teach Diane Abbott when she was a child growing up in Worthing. But her scho...
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Funny story: Abbott joins leadership race

Abbott joins leadership race

Diane Abbott is the perfect candidate to champion labour 'core values' - "A future rich for us" Abbott couldn't of done hypocrisy any better if she tried. Having slammed Tony Blair for sending his children to a selective school, she went one bette...
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