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Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Funny story: Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Hello, me dearios. I've been perambulatin' again. Perambulatin' I have. And my peregrinations, they have revealed much to me about the ways of our island people. I did follow the ancient Way of the Cladger, through the old branglin' grounds of Somerset, and there I did espy the Church of St Ethel, at Upper Nacker, where lie the remains of Gideon Piddler, the inventor of the Steam Grundler in 18...

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Manc Claims 'It's Not Us With The Speech Impediment -- It's The Scousers.'

Funny story: Manc Claims 'It's Not Us With The Speech Impediment -- It's The Scousers.'

Mancunian newspaper vendor, Johnny Trousers, of Ardwick Green today categorically denied that Mancunians have a speech impediment, and the real problem in that department lies with Scousers. "We're all right mate, we are, us," Trousers said. "It's...

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Ancient New England Dialect Extinct After Last Speaker Dies

Funny story: Ancient New England Dialect Extinct After Last Speaker Dies

One of the country's oldest dialects, which traces its origins to before the American Revolution, has become extinct after the last person to speak it died. Winthrop Quincy Endicott Lowell VI, the last surviving heir to the Endicott compost fortun...

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UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect

Funny story: UN selects Nottinghamese as new world dialect

The United Nations Language Unification Commission last night ended its long deliberations over which dialect of the English language should become the standard for The New Word Order. The head of the commission, Sir Tain Toby Adaftbuga, in our re...

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Unexpected Item in Bagging area

Funny story: Unexpected Item in Bagging area

The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.

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New software detects drawls

Funny story: New software detects drawls

An increasing number of businesses today rely on computer voice recognition for navigating their phone directories. First generation software products, unfortunately, could not decipher the language of many rural speakers.

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