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Cream Wars - Clotted Cream Must Be Eaten in Cornwall and Not Taken Anywhere Else

Funny story: Cream Wars - Clotted Cream Must Be Eaten in Cornwall and Not Taken Anywhere Else

An escalation in the Devon vs. Cornwall clotted cream wars was yesterday sparked off by 'Cornwall's Prince Charles's' announcement that he had won the war without a shot being fired. The pleasant but sickly Cornish Clotted Cream - made by boilin...

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Trouble For The English Riveria

Funny story: Trouble For The English Riveria

Those who can get to Torquay and the English Riviera later this year to bask in the sun in a pleasant climate will now find that their favourite spot has been lost in the sea. A local has told our special Spoof weather man, now swimming in the sea...

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Rod Hull's Emu Arrested After Running Amok In Devon

Funny story: Rod Hull's Emu Arrested After Running Amok In Devon

Former childrens TV star and Michael Parkinson attacker Emu, has been sectioned under the mental health act following an alcohol fuelled rampage in picturesque Barnstaple, North Devon. The 'Emu's Pink Windmill Show' star has been in steady decline...

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Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Funny story: Thought For The Day With Rambling Syd Rumpo

Hello, me dearios. I've been perambulatin' again. Perambulatin' I have. And my peregrinations, they have revealed much to me about the ways of our island people. I did follow the ancient Way of the Cladger, through the old branglin' grounds of Somerset, and there I did espy the Church of St Ethel, at Upper Nacker, where lie the remains of Gideon Piddler, the inventor of the Steam Grundler in 18...

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Shock: Devonshire Man Wins Lottery

Funny story: Shock: Devonshire Man Wins Lottery

A Devonshire man has told us of the moment he won the National Lottery. Dennis Rubbery, 67, was knocked spang out of his slippers when the news came that he was a winner. "I couldn't ruddy believe it," he beamed, "it's changed my life, really i...

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Revealed: The Mystery of the Piranha Found in Devon River

Funny story: Revealed: The Mystery of the Piranha Found in Devon River

It sounds like a Monty Python sketch - 'The Dead Piranha Sketch'. At first, mystery surrounded the discovery of a 14 inch piranha in a Devon River. Environment agency staff were sampling the riverbank were amazed to discover the strange looking f...

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Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

Funny story: Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

A Devon farmer is today recovering in hospital following a freak accident in his field yesterday,which resulted in a full helicopter rescue and airlift to hospital. The farmer, believed to be in his 40's,has been a victim of the recent credit crun...

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Devon Liberation Army Strike Again

The Devon Liberation Army today bombed a restaurant in Exeter, and a communique from the DLA headquarters in Torbay said this : 'While London continues to oppress the Devonian people, and occupy our great and ancient county, we will continue with our...

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Frasier Crane day recognised in Devon

Funny story: Frasier Crane day recognised in Devon

Councillors in a sleepy little Hamlet in England are to recognise an official public holiday, in honour of TV character Frasier Crane.

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Swinging has suddenly become popular in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny

Funny story: Swinging has suddenly become popular in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny

Swinging has suddenly become extremely popular with the majority of older people in the quaint old Devon Village of Much Fanny, although some snobbish residents are concerned that a new Swingers Club will promote the area for all the wrong reasons.

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Jackson Buys House From A Wurzel

Funny story: Jackson Buys House From A Wurzel

Tito Jackson has decided to convert a farm in Somerset instead buying a house in Devon, Reg Quantrill of The Wurzels has sold Tito one of his surplus farm properties.

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Washing machine incident leaves thousands homeless

Funny story: Washing machine incident leaves thousands homeless

Thousands of people are being left without a home tonight after a devastating tidal wave destroyed an entire council estate in East Devon. The wave was caused by a washing machine which had accidentally been made dimensionally transcendental by its o...

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