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Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Funny story: Water, water everywhere, but none to drink - Especially in the US!

Jaggedone's CIA HQ in downtown Las Vegas has just received this environ-mental doomsday warning from a parched weather man lost in the Great Basin Desert, and here it is : The US will experience more droughts in the coming years than the Sahara Deser...

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U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...

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Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

Funny story: Are Aliens Using the Nevada Desert as a Garbage Dump?

ELY, NEVADA - Authorities in Ely, Nevada announced today that a transportation worker reported seeing a shiny disc-shaped craft hover in the air above the desert along Hwy. 59 a week ago, as it dumped a series of unidentified objects on to the ground...

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Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

Funny story: Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia. "Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kin...

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Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

Funny story: Arizona Has Learned The Reason Why So Many of Its Residents Are Depressed

PHOENIX - A recent research study report that was put out by The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago surprised and shocked many residents of Arizona. The 9-month study reported that the reason why so many Arizona residents are in a state...

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Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Funny story: Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...

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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Arrests Three Zombie Prostitutes

Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Arrests Three Zombie Prostitutes

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The self-proclaimed greatest sheriff in America, Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has just announced that he and a deputy have captured three very strange looking individuals. Sheriff Arpaio informed Rumsfeld Muddlefish a reporter wit...

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Drought Scare Exposed - All Bollocks

Funny story: Drought Scare Exposed - All Bollocks

Recent scare stories about the imminent arid conditions to affect Southern England may be false - according to Wiltshire plumber, Tommy Gripefuttock. "Hosepipe ban - fuck off", expostulates Tommy. Mr Gripefuttock explains thus - "The aquifers a...

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