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Funny story: Man City have a secret weapon for Sunday's derby!

Man City have a secret weapon for Sunday's derby!

The rhetoric bullshit in the build up to Sunday's Manchester derby is gradually gathering pace and now Man City have thrown a "red herring" at United in the form of a "secret weapon"! Jaggedone sent his CIA army (Cockroach Infiltration Army) over...
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Funny story: Liverpool v Everton Merseyside Derby Match Abandoned

Liverpool v Everton Merseyside Derby Match Abandoned

The Merseyside derby between Everton and Liverpool was sensationally abandoned just after the half time restart today, when referee Martin Atkinson sent off all but one player. Pepe Reina, Liverpool goalkeeper was the only player left standing, af...
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Funny story: City closes for business

City closes for business

The global recession has claimed it's latest victim - the city of Derby. The metropolis' Mayor, Shaun Carey, yesterday announced that due to the Eurozone crisis it had no option but to cease trading. Speaking outside the city's cathedral a tearful...
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Funny story: Derby Man Left Confused By Derby

Derby Man Left Confused By Derby

All the talk about Her Majesty The Queen's horse, Carlton House, being the favourite to win the Derby inspired Derby man, Jason Bourne, to take his family into Derby to see the Derby. Having loaded the wife and three kids into the family hatchback...
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Funny story: Post Derrick Bird Bloodbath It's 'Bullet Train' For The Derby Say Punters

Post Derrick Bird Bloodbath It's 'Bullet Train' For The Derby Say Punters

Tomorrow's Epsom Derby will be won by Henry Cecil's 7-1 outsider Bullet Train, according to many of today's tabloids. With millions of punters traditionally betting on a horse's name, rather than its form, Ladbrokes and William Hill have alread...
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Funny story: Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms

Burnley Beaten By Blackburn Rovers - Fans Upbeat As Relegation Looms

Blackburn Rovers, affectionately known by fans of bitter local rivals Burnley, as "T' Bastards" emerged victorious in a fiercely contested North East Lancashire derby by a single goal at Turf Moor. Condemning the Clarets to almost certain relegati...
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Funny story: Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

Queen Upset By Frankie Dettori's Swearing Fit

In the second major 'bad language' incident of the weekend, Frankie Dettori, the National Hunt jockey, upset the Queen with a hail of F-words immediately after winning the Epsom Derby...
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Funny story: Epsom Derby 2007: Fat chance Dettori!

Epsom Derby 2007: Fat chance Dettori!

Epsom Downs - (Ass Mess): It's more a case of Epsom Salts than Epsom Downs for wannabe Derby champion Frankie Dettori who is up on the 4/5 favortie Authorised tomorrow, bidding to break his 15 year duck in this prime Blue Riband race.
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Funny story: Sir Brian Clough : He Contributed

Sir Brian Clough : He Contributed

One of the saddest days of my life was the passing of Brian Clough, undoubtedly the greatest football manager of all time and a true legend in his own time. In order to pay tribute to the Derby and Forest supremo, I thought I would do the interview S...
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Funny story: Aliens abduct winning team

Aliens abduct winning team

A NATIONAL football league has been thrown into crisis after an entire team was abducted by aliens at the end of a crunch derby game.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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