A terrorist working for Basque Separatists was caught after attempting to dispose of depleted uranium in his wheelie bin in Leeds.
"We've seen some right stuff chucked away we have," said bin man of forty years, Adam Chapel. "I've seen somebody ch...
Victims of depleted uranium poisoning have filed suit against the government for inadequately warning them of the inherent dangers involved in using their ordnance.
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