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Troops to Teachers Program Spin-offs Not Quite as Successful

Funny story: Troops to Teachers Program Spin-offs Not Quite as Successful

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Troops to Teachers (TTT) Program, established in 1994 by the Department of Defense, has successfully placed 20,000 participants in the nation's schools. The purpose of TTT is to help honorably discharged military personnel as...

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Charley "Oops" Parkinson Promoted

Funny story: Charley "Oops" Parkinson Promoted

A heretofore unknown flaw in the Promotion Procedure in the Department of Defense, has elevated Charley "Oops" Parkinson to head one of the most sensitive units in the agency. To a certain extent, Oops will have his finger on the "red button" which c...

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With Defense Cuts Looming, Congress Considers Declaring War on Canada Because "It's Closer Than Afghanistan."

Funny story: With Defense Cuts Looming, Congress Considers Declaring War on Canada Because "It's Closer Than Afghanistan."

With just two days remaining before $85 billion is cut from the federal budget, members of Congress said today they're introducing measures to lessen the impacts of the sequester. According to Rep. Rigley Higspirt, one proposal being discussed is...

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Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Funny story: Bada Boom: Mafia Put in Charge of U.S. Drones

Washington, DC -- Under growing criticism for using remote-controlled aircraft to hunt down and kill suspected terrorists, the Defense Department has transferred its top-secret aerial assassination program to the Mafia. "Anybody got any complaints...

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Alert: Wife sought for giving husband cancer

When it started growing on his neck, Mark Spiels thought it just a freckle. As the carcinoma increased in diameter, Mark had it removed and all was fine.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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