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Pakistan is infected with demons

Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons

A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...

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Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Funny story: Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?

Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...

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Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

Funny story: Mexican Demon 'Charlie' not a Twitter user

People around the world are trying to summon a "Mexican demon" named Charlie, using pencils and a bit of paper. This follows a Twitter explosion, #CharlieCharlieChallenge, where readers are encouraged to summon the demon to answer their questions,...

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Ex-Pope Ratzinger Doing Well After Exorcism

Funny story: Ex-Pope Ratzinger Doing Well After Exorcism

Ex-Pope Ratzinger is recuperating well after an emergency exorcism was performed on him. Eight exorcists, three of them Cardinals from Africa, Germany and Ireland spent seven weeks, seven hours and seven minutes casting out demons from the ex-Pontif...

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Amason to sell DIY demon removal kits due to shortage of Vatican exorcists

Funny story: Amason to sell DIY demon removal kits due to shortage of Vatican exorcists

Chain store, Amason is to sell demon removal hampers online due to public demand. The hampers will contain holy water, crucifixes and various secret herbs. They will also contain a pirate copy of The Exorcist starring Cherie Blair as the possessed wo...

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Holy water breakthrough. Healing water to be sprayed on people by Papal crop sprayers

Funny story: Holy water breakthrough. Healing water to be sprayed on people by Papal crop sprayers

A concentrated form of holy water, prepared by methods similar to those used for Homeopathic medicines is to be used to bless the entire world every week. Squadrons of adapted crop sprayers are to take off from Cathedrals around the world on massive...

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Baphomet

"To think I kissed her (or him) there--and there--and ''there''! - Sarah Michelle Gellar Although some contend that Baphomet is a Marvel Comics super-villain, Baphomet is really the demon of parties and partygoers west of the Mississippi. As such, he (or she) is often depicted at parties in Las Vegas, Hollyweird, and various family nudist camps in Arizona and New Mexico, and some Oregonians inc...

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27 - Mathematics, Amy Winehouse and Crossroads

Funny story: 27 - Mathematics, Amy Winehouse and Crossroads

Twenty seven is a mystical number in several religions, including the religion that is modern mathematics. For a start, it is a perfect cube, three to the power three. Twenty-seven to the power three is 19,683. Add those numbers up (1 + 9 + 6 + 8 + 3), you get twenty-seven. Start counting the digits of pi at zero, and when you reach twenty-seven, there, in the digits of pi, is the number twenty...

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Isle of Wight News - Mysterious Nightcreeper Sightings Continue

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Mysterious Nightcreeper Sightings Continue

Numerous sightings of what has been reported to be an other-worldly humanoid form creature have been reported in major centres on the Island over the past year including Newport, Cowes and Ryde, along with some sightings in Sandown and Wooton Bridge...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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