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Man awakens from 15 year coma and first thing he sees is Trump.com™ press conference - asks to be immediately put back into coma

Funny story: Man awakens from 15 year coma and first thing he sees is Trump.com™ press conference - asks to be immediately put back into coma

A man who was put in a coma after an accident just after Bushes Iraqi invasion has awoken in his hospital bed. Sadly it seems that someone in the room had Fox and Colluders showing Trump.com™ latest round of flaccid denials about Russia. He...

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Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Funny story: Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...

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New populist Angry Shouting Party wins first seat

Funny story: New populist Angry Shouting Party wins first seat

A political party aimed at catching irate votes has shocked Westminster this week by winning its first seat in the Clacton by-election. The Angry Shouting Party was founded by Alan Cross, a door-to-door door salesman who was inspired to start the mov...

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Freedom at Last for Americans

Funny story: Freedom at Last for Americans

Extra Legislation to Protect 'Freedom'. Washington: Congress has passed new bills under instructions from Emperor Barack Obama to protect what he calls "citizens' inviolable freedoms". What does it mean? Well,... as a reward for giving up on their Freedom of Speech upon which America's 'democracy' is founded, American sheeple can now have their innate freedoms legally protected. They are...

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Northern Irish Politician Resigns with a Vengeance

Funny story: Northern Irish Politician Resigns with a Vengeance

One of Northern Ireland's leading spokesmen, Belfast SDLP Councillor Finbar Fury last night confessed all after his sacking as Director of the Northern Ireland Arts Council. ' In an interview with UR-FUKD magazine at the Europa Hotel in Belfast,...

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Obama Introduces Educational Reforms

Funny story: Obama Introduces Educational Reforms

To a packed gathering of invited newspaper journalists at the Press Room of the White House, President Obama has announced sweeping reforms of the U.S. education system. The speech was greeted by rapturous applause,... except for one man whom security had to bundle from the hall for swearing obscenities about "lies!", "damned hypocrisy!", and "fascist mind control!". Here is the speech in fu...

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Now You can Sell your Vote!

Funny story: Now You can Sell your Vote!

WASHINGTON. VOTES FOR SALE by order of Congress. Yes folks, it's finally here, on the back of the 1997 North Carolina ground breaking voluntary sterilization for women called "Project Prevention" that invited young women to have themselves sterilized...

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What Price 'Democracy'?

A new law has been passed in Washington. Nobody with assets of less than $50 million will henceforth be allowed to stand for political office. President Obama has announced the move as a "triumph for democracy". George Bush said it was "long overdue" and is a welcome move in the "war against terrorism". Pope Francis has sent a telegram of congratulations saying "God and the Banco Ambrosian...

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Obama Saves America!

Funny story: Obama Saves America!

In an amazing move that some regard as a "bloodless revolution" Congress yesterday, under the direction of President Barack Obama, has voted in legislation that will completely revolutionize the governance and economy of the United States. In a natio...

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Bashar Al-assad Approval Rating At a New Level Low

Damascus, Syria. President Bashar Al-assad's popularity is in an increasing decline. The 47 year old dictator was shocked to hear that most of the Syrian people disagree with his policies, especially those that aim to slay any opposition to his rule...

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President Obama to media: "We're coming after you!"

WASHINGTON, DC - In an off-the-record press conference, President Barak Obama, in the interest of "government transparency," made a startling announcement. "We're coming after you!" he warned the American media. Although he wouldn't name the names...

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Attorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in

Funny story: Attorney General Holder orders America to turn itself in

Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration's top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American...

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Shame on you

Desert people have an inalienable trait in common: absolute obedience to the hierarchical authority. The reason is obvious: The grand warlord owned or still owns the local water well. Obey the warlord or die of thirst. The choice is all yours. Do not be mistaken to believe that only the man at the pinnacle is a tyrant. Tyranny functions according to pecking order theory. All members of such societ...

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Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Funny story: Government of the people, by the people, for the people, does not exist in the UK.

Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...

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Democracy is "undemocratic"

Funny story: Democracy is "undemocratic"

Left wing think tank Jizzmop have released a report in which they say that modern democracy is not compatible with the ideals of modern democracy. Spokesman Leonardo Jizzmop explained that the problem lies with majority rule. "In a democracy, the majority can out-rule a minority, and that's really unfair on minorities." One example Mr Jizzmop likes to give is that of Hitler, who was democrat...

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Mubarak's Wife Has Heart Attack

Funny story: Mubarak's Wife Has Heart Attack

Deposed Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak's wife Susanne has suffered a suspected heart attack after being arrested for her part in an alleged corruption case. Ex President Mubarak has also been receiving hospital treatment for a heart attack after co...

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Democracy in Danger

Funny story: Democracy in Danger

Sir Algernon Carstairs-Brown, known to his friends as 'Algae', is on the warpath on behalf of 'all right thinking people'. In a speech to his local Conservative Party in Tunbridge Wells he let loose on those who had protested against the cuts and who threatened to upset the Royal Wedding. 'We have a choice between Violent Anarchy and Constitutional Monarchy' he told his audience 'we know al...

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The King of Saudi Arabia Tells His Subjects to Eat Cake

Funny story: The King of Saudi Arabia Tells His Subjects to Eat Cake

King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh. Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from. Ki...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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