Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration's top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States.
In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American...
Desert people have an inalienable trait in common: absolute obedience to the hierarchical authority. The reason is obvious: The grand warlord owned or still owns the local water well. Obey the warlord or die of thirst. The choice is all yours. Do not be mistaken to believe that only the man at the pinnacle is a tyrant. Tyranny functions according to pecking order theory. All members of such societ...
Houses of Parliament, Westminister, London: According to what we have all been taught in textbooks at school and university, the British constitution worked along these lines. Britain was a representative democracy; the police were reasonably hones...
Left wing think tank Jizzmop have released a report in which they say that modern democracy is not compatible with the ideals of modern democracy.
Spokesman Leonardo Jizzmop explained that the problem lies with majority rule. "In a democracy, the majority can out-rule a minority, and that's really unfair on minorities."
One example Mr Jizzmop likes to give is that of Hitler, who was democrat...
Deposed Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak's wife Susanne has suffered a suspected heart attack after being arrested for her part in an alleged corruption case.
Ex President Mubarak has also been receiving hospital treatment for a heart attack after co...
Sir Algernon Carstairs-Brown, known to his friends as 'Algae', is on the warpath on behalf of 'all right thinking people'.
In a speech to his local Conservative Party in Tunbridge Wells he let loose on those who had protested against the cuts and who threatened to upset the Royal Wedding.
'We have a choice between Violent Anarchy and Constitutional Monarchy' he told his audience 'we know al...
King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh.
Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from.
Ki...
As pro-democracy demonstrations flourish across the Middle East and North Africa, the general concensus among western laymen is to cheer the demonstrators on from their armchairs, as they watch people in far away lands dodging rocks and ducking bullets, as they seek democracy.
Democracy is a good thing, right?
Well...that depends on how you look at it.
Being sort of democratic, the west p...
In the wake the inevitable resignation of Egyptian leader President Mubarak, the wind of change is set to blow through the whole of the Middle East, a prominent political analyst has warned.
Sol Goldstein, Emeritus Professor of Politics at Stanfor...
Since Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak bizarrely decided that the protesters in Cairo hated everyone in the government except him, things have gone south. "In fact, Hosni Mubarak's ability to draw innately incorrect inferences is incredible. The peop...
Burma's pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi has obtained internet access two months after she was freed from years of house arrest, and has decided to sign up for membership of satirical news website, TheSpoof.com.
Technicians set up wireless br...
The treasury today told David Cameron, according to inside sources, that they could no longer fund the 'Rent-a-mobs' that the government hire to create violence at peaceful demonstrations to undermine the protesters' causes.
This follows three lar...
Totally peed off with the brainwashing, three party, brain washing, crap system, that they keep shoving down our throats? Then its time to speak up.
If any of these unscrupulous bastards comes to your door during the election tell them where to go and tell your family and friends do not vote for any of the three horsemen of the Apocalypse.
They all are responsible for fiddling their expense...
Britain or The UK, or sometimes just called England, has been declared as the most undemocratic place on planet earth and that's what is being said by an Englishman.
Robert Smith from Manchester who leads the campaign to get true Democracy said to...
December 16, 9009- Ernesto Sanchez the president of Cuba announced in a lengthy speech that his country was going to change the election process in Cuba to meet the demands of the future.
In the old democratic system from earths primitive past, pe...
A new exhibition opened yesterday at the European Commission in Brussels charting the progress of democracy on the continent since the year 1900.
"Essentially it charts the way in which national and international institutions have become more acco...
All the competing democracies have now selected and announced their Waterboarding teams.
With a history stretching back to the Pol Pot regime in post-Vietnam Kampuchea and perfected by a number of countries since, Waterboarding is about to become...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Citizens celebrated Tuesday in the streets of Iraq as the U.S. began withdrawing its 130,000 troops from the troubled country. As it turns out, the celebration may be short lived, as America's violation of Iraqi sovereignty alread...