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Funny story: Britney Spears has a new stalker that's unusual

Britney Spears has a new stalker that's unusual

Britney Spears' new stalker has been sending her old fruit cakes in the mail, it has been claimed. The troubled singer who looks 50 has also been receiving "old dentures and used slippers" along with the old fruit cakes. She has reportedly asked t...
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Funny story: Dementia care costs Americans $159 billion per year, seniors asked to stop faking it

Dementia care costs Americans $159 billion per year, seniors asked to stop faking it

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study today positing that the leading bullshit reason why young people feel forced to spend time with their old parents and grandparents is also costly. Dementia is as silent and deadly as an old fart a...
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Funny story: Philip's fury at Queen's Mayan Apocalypse plan to dump him in India on 'holiday-of-a-lifetime'

Philip's fury at Queen's Mayan Apocalypse plan to dump him in India on 'holiday-of-a-lifetime'

London - "Daft old cow's been reading too many bloody tabloid headlines, what?" the old curmudgeon snarled at Palace footmen today as details of the plot emerged. "Why, only this morning the stupid bat asked me if I'd seen the effin' story and ask...
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Funny story: New Dementia Found

New Dementia Found

The NHS is preparing for victims of a new form of Dementia which not only causes memory loss but results in a complete lack of any moral standards. It is call Murdocophobia and the start of the disease has been established as being in Wapping, Eas...
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Funny story: Mental Decline Begins As Early As 45 Says New How's-your-father

Mental Decline Begins As Early As 45 Says New How's-your-father

Our brains start to deteriorate from as young as 45, according to a thingy - you know, a wossname - published yesterday... or was it the day before? Anyway, where was I? Oh yes... this thingy, in the online version of the British Medical Journal,...
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Funny story: Dementia test for Hillary Clinton as speeches deluged with 'ah' and 'er' breaks

Dementia test for Hillary Clinton as speeches deluged with 'ah' and 'er' breaks

Washington - A random wordcount of the Secretary of State's speeches has found that for every three scripted words she utters the dreaded 'ah'. Her latest performance at an Islamabad press conference this morning was reported as verging on the ger...
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Funny story: Queen fails online dementia test

Queen fails online dementia test

London - 'What Is A Realm?' and 'Where is Lord Lucan ?' are some of the tricky items on the official Palace website that continue to flummox the old soak. An annual medical also questions HM's obsession with roadkill-themed ass-ymetrical headgear...
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Funny story: China makes law to ensure children visit their parents

China makes law to ensure children visit their parents

China has passed a law in order to ensure that children visit their parents. China is way ahead of other countries and believes it is setting an extremely good example to the rest of the world. There are so many lonely people in the world, wasting...
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Funny story: Dementia was the least of Thatcher's problems new movie alleges

Dementia was the least of Thatcher's problems new movie alleges

London - (Sordid Stuff): "It's enough to frighten the whorses, alright," is how a British Film Council spokesman described it today. The film starring some old ego-inflated ratbag depicts Mrs Thatcher as the brain-dead moron wife of a KGB gangste...
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Funny story: A Weekly Curry May Fight Dementia According to New Research

A Weekly Curry May Fight Dementia According to New Research

A study undertaken near Birmingham has revealed that curry may be useful in fighting the onset of dementia. Professor Alan Ghobi, from Aston University, has carried out extensive testing and says that his research suggests that a hot curry once a we...
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Funny story: Sir Cliff sues dementia charity because of music career slur

Sir Cliff sues dementia charity because of music career slur

Sir Cliff Richard, one of the UK's most-loved, if not one of the oldest music swingers, with a music career and thousands of hits spanning three centuries, is livid with the director of the UK Dementia Society. In a statement issued today by an...
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Funny story: Thatcher Dementia Fight Revealed

Thatcher Dementia Fight Revealed

The daughter of former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has spoken for the first time about her mother's struggle with galloping dementia. In her new book, serialised in the Mail on Sunday, Carol Thatcher says she first noticed her mother's me...
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Funny story: Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's

Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's

71-year-old Arizona senator John McCain firmly denied today that he is suffering from dementia and may be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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