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Vindictive parcel delivery driver Thomas Watkins dismissed from DCP parcels. Warrington sleeps easier now.

Funny story: Vindictive parcel delivery driver Thomas Watkins dismissed from DCP parcels. Warrington sleeps easier now.

DCP parcels in Warrington have confirmed the dismissal of delivery driver Thomas Tomkins after his his historical grudge campaign on customers he knew. Thomas Tomkins, a well known town drunk and street fighter, carried out his eleven month caree...

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Attempt to deliver whale fails

Confusion surrounded the small market town of Ashby-de-la-douche last week as two men in blue overcoats attempted, and failed to deliver a 100 tonne blue whale to a Mr. Nobody. All seemed well up until the point where they had to physically place...

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Illegal immigrant families 'delight' at temporary extension of HGV working hours

Funny story: Illegal immigrant families 'delight' at temporary extension of HGV working hours

A traveling family of illegal immigrants awaiting transportation from France to England on a heavy goods vehicle are said to be 'delighted' at the government's announcement that it has temporarily relaxed the legal restrictions on the length of time...

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Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

Funny story: Area Delivery Boy Officially Upgraded to Delivery Man Today

HARLINGEN, TX - Local long time Express Pizza delivery boy, Bradley Chapman will at long last achieve a dream that he has been anticipating since he was still a junior in high school. Today Chapman will officially be honored with the status as pizza...

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Local Man In Big Fridge Delivery Debacle

Funny story: Local Man In Big Fridge Delivery Debacle

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock once again found himself at the mercy of one of his wife's whims when he agreed to stay at home to accept delivery of an American style fridge/freezer. At 14:00 GMT a wagon pulled up outside the house, which presumabl...

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Santa Says War To Brown

Funny story: Santa Says War To Brown

Santa Claus, jolly old man and Christmas cheer giver, has sensationally hit out at the government this week, after reports that he is being forced to take on an apprentice. The fat old man said "it's preposterous. I'm a free agent, how can that bu...

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